Dinkle … to make the NYT Best Sellers List, you would have to write significantly better than the hallucinations A.I. can create randomly piecing together snippets from past best sellers.
Say what kind of privileged elite clowns is has time (and money) to reads big fat bombastic book like these? Me is bearly finding time (or money) to reading anytheengs.
The main thing you need is a tv show to hawk it on. Then any godawful thing can be no. 1. It doesn’t have to make sense, you don’t even need to write it yourself. Just slap a cover on it.
Have billionaire Dick Scaife buy thousands, just to get it on the pointless NYT Bestsellers List. Every year I see these at my local book sale—“Bestsellers” by O’Reilly and Coulter, donated and not just unread, but unopened. Wait, WAIT! I have a brainstorm! Hey Dingleberry, maybe WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING INTERESTING? (Tom sighs. “But that’s work!”)
Harry was always my least favorite character in FW. I’m ok seeing some of FW characters resurfacing in Crankshaft, but Dinkle is still the biggest jerk in Funky-world.
When did the Ohio Music Educators Association take over the Ohioana Book Festival? Because about the only way you’re going to move a lot of copies of a book by and about a high school marching band teacher is if the two events take place at the same time, in the same hall.
wherescrankshaft 28 days ago
What?
Harry’s been depicted as being an author in Tom’s strips since 1979. 45 years ago. Lillian’s line makes zero sense here. She didn’t do anything.
Where’s Crankshaft?
J.J. O'Malley 28 days ago
Gee, let’s take a wild guess, Harry…maybe selling a lot of books?
Funny, I look at Lillian and I’m thinking she’d be more familiar with how Kharis the Mummy felt.
B UTTONS 28 days ago
Dinkle … to make the NYT Best Sellers List, you would have to write significantly better than the hallucinations A.I. can create randomly piecing together snippets from past best sellers.
Muttley 28 days ago
“I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise…"
- Victor Frankenstein (err, I mean Bobby “Boris” Pickett)
French Persons Premium Member 28 days ago
I think the title of Hairy Dingleberry’s book is a rip-off of “Drums Along the Mohawk”.
Fetzee 27 days ago
A lof of people showed up to buy expensive paperweights and door stops
Dr_Fogg 27 days ago
Victor Frankenstein??? You mean Mary Shelley
Gent 27 days ago
Say what kind of privileged elite clowns is has time (and money) to reads big fat bombastic book like these? Me is bearly finding time (or money) to reading anytheengs.
Out of the Past 27 days ago
The main thing you need is a tv show to hawk it on. Then any godawful thing can be no. 1. It doesn’t have to make sense, you don’t even need to write it yourself. Just slap a cover on it.
ladykat 27 days ago
Did you create a monster, Lil?
rockyridge1977 27 days ago
He’s ALIVE!!!!!
billsplut 27 days ago
Have billionaire Dick Scaife buy thousands, just to get it on the pointless NYT Bestsellers List. Every year I see these at my local book sale—“Bestsellers” by O’Reilly and Coulter, donated and not just unread, but unopened. Wait, WAIT! I have a brainstorm! Hey Dingleberry, maybe WRITE ABOUT SOMETHING INTERESTING? (Tom sighs. “But that’s work!”)
FassEddie 27 days ago
If you buy a book by Harry Dinkle, be prepared for some ribbing by the local book club. Buncha pervs.
maxiesmom2 Premium Member 27 days ago
And I still absolutely do NOT believe all these people are actually buying his book!
tcayer 27 days ago
“Fantastic! I’ve sold 14 books!”
lemonbaskt 27 days ago
edison lee wouldnt read this book and he loves to read
kathleenhicks62 27 days ago
?!?!?!?
oakie817 27 days ago
“It’s Franken-STEEN!”
kv450 27 days ago
Harry was always my least favorite character in FW. I’m ok seeing some of FW characters resurfacing in Crankshaft, but Dinkle is still the biggest jerk in Funky-world.
puddleglum1066 27 days ago
When did the Ohio Music Educators Association take over the Ohioana Book Festival? Because about the only way you’re going to move a lot of copies of a book by and about a high school marching band teacher is if the two events take place at the same time, in the same hall.
David Rickard Premium Member 27 days ago
It’s a dud. It’s a dud… It’s a dud, it’s failing, it’s a dud, it’s a dud, it’s a dud, it’s a dud, IT’S A DUD! /colinclivevoice