Close to Home by John McPherson for May 05, 2024

If he saw his friend he would start blubbering!

Will there be an ORCAstra at the funeral?

All will be singing at the memorial.

As the old saying goes: Life’s a beach, and then you die.

Was there a Titleist golf ball involved?

They tried to tell him he was getting too close to the beach, but unfortunately, he was hard of herring.

This a whale of a strip.

Krill’iant!

Is the whale from today’s The Flying McCoys listed in there?

Worst is that it happens all the time. NOT funny

Cartoon brought out the pod of punsters today!

Now, that’s just sad!

Moby dead

did a windmill make them beach ?

Enjoy your time off, Bleeb . . . and you too “John.”

Was this meant to be a companion strip with today’s Flying McCoys?

Police have solved several mass harpoonings and seized illegal harpoon guns. They are still collecting DNA evidence from the ship.

It’s always good to know you’re not there.

There will be plenty of wailing at their funeral.

Sad fin-ish.

Sad.

Oregon highway department to handle funerals.

Funny and sad.

Not because of serial krillers, I hope.