Jeff Stahler for March 23, 2024

Will the eggs be accepted as collateral for a bond?

He’s supposed to be getting between 3 and 4 $billion for a share in Lies Social.

Ask all those banks you conned.

^ Trump says that it worth a billion but Fern don’t even believe him.^

Fi Fie Foh Fum, I smell the blood of a criminal bum.

I wonder how many women he’s goosed over the years.

“Uh, do you think the (silly MAGA) geese can handle it? Tell them it is only for ME!”

45 killed the hen who laid the golden eggs.

I have no sympathy for Trump. I am suffering every bit as much as he is. There are 30 Bond Houses that won’t lend me a half billion dollars either.

Now is the time to Save America and Trump. Do not let THEM steal his property from him. He is America. If THEY can do it to him, THEY can do it to you. He is the only one standing between THEM and you.

Sell your house, give the money to Trump. You know that he would do the same thing for you. Making America Great Again Through Dictatorship.

Why can’t Trump get the money from his PAC or the RNC?

trump just posted on his platform,

in ALL CAPS,“Through hard work, talent, and luck, I currently have almost five hundred million dollars in cash, a substantial amount of which I intended to use in my campaign for president,”

This is what I was talking about, when I said the money would turn up.

Somebody has given him the money, so he’s starting to plant the seed to try to make it look like he had the money all along.

Defendant Trump brags that he has $500 million (which he falsely says he plans to spend on his campaign), while his lawyers argue he can’t possibly come up with $464 million.

The judge should pull them all into court and compel them to demonstrate what is real and what is not.

Oh Boy……………..Can’t wait to see if Donald can pull a rabbit out of his hat. Happy Monday?

Buttercup definitely must wear fireproof pants, otherwise his buns would be toasted on a minute by minute basis.

trump has a thing about spending his own money. Be more than happy to take the rent money from a pensioner though.

My bet is they’ll come in the form of golden Matryoshka dolls.

AG James has filed judgements in Westchester county, NY on Perp$464M’s properties, the Seven Springs mansion and the Trump National golf course. This effectively places liens on the properties.

I hear he bragged he had $500 million in cash. If so, I’d say then fork $464 million.

Trump would make the climb himself but his bone spurs are acting up again.

Trump says he has $500 million in cash. Why is he still asking for donations for this? If he loses his properties, it’s on him.

Yeah red hat, give the lying fascist your treasure.

Trump DOES NOW SAY that he has $500 million in cash – of course this is predicated on the fact that ANYBODY believes ANYTHING that Trump says – and I guess that there COULD be a few low-level “morons” that are gullible enough to still believe anything that Donnie John says (note to Barron – put your dad’s “Monopoly” game back in his closet…)

Hey, Jack, try to drop the giant on the bag of ego at the bottom of the beanstalk. That’s even better than golden eggs.

New York, you’re missing a golden opportunity – but you gotta hurry!

“Cheating on one’s spouse in New York state is technically illegal under a law enacted more than 100 years ago but one lawmaker is looking to change that.

Under a law passed in 1907, adultery in the Empire State remains a misdemeanor and is punishable by up to three months behind bars. But, a bill working its way through the New York Legislature would finally repeal the seldom-penalized law to make infidelity legal.

“It just makes no sense whatsoever and we’ve come a long way since intimate relationships between consenting adults are considered immoral,” said Assemblyman Charles Lavine, who has sponsored the bill appealing adultery. “It’s a joke. This law was someone’s expression of moral outrage.”

Lavine, a Democrat, added: “The state has no business regulating consensual sexual behavior between adults.”

The new bill passed unanimously through the Codes Committee in early March and passed in the full chamber on Monday by a vote of 137-10. It must now clear the Senate before it can be signed into law . . .

Only about a dozen people have been charged under New York’s adultery law, with just five cases resulting in convictions. They were subsequently sentenced to 90 days in jail.

According to Lavine, the government should not be penalizing what consenting adults do behind closed doors.

The law was nearly removed in the 1960s following a state commission review of the entire penal code. The commission leader called adultery “a matter of private morality, not of law.”

It remained in place, however, after a politician argued its elimination might appear like the state was endorsing infidelity.

More than a dozen states that still have adultery laws, including in Oklahoma, Wisconsin and Michigan, where adultery is a felony offense." – FOX

Now, who do we know that’s guilty of this offense?

And on how many counts?

_Gee, 3 Months in jail for each count . . ."

If trump posts the money, shouldn’t he tell his donors to stop paying his legal bills?

He said in his text he is talented and hardworking, so shouldn’t he use his talent and hard work to pay his own dam bills?

My imgur image shows an auctioneer with the mug shot of Trump next to him, behind Trump’s picture is one of Clarence Thomas.

If you know the domain name for imgur then add this: /gallery/3t64ogL

“Our next item up for bid is a former U. S. President. Bidding starts at a half billion dollars.”

Who will own Trump? A foreign power? A drug lord? A terrorist organization? Let’s elect him and find out.