Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 11, 2024

So?

Next he’ll be wanting a cane.

But it’ll be great for my Hat business!

Let’s join an association!

How about if he wore a plainer simpler hat – like Tennessee Tuxedo?

[Then again, the next thing he’d want to do is wear a bow tie.]

Maybe he could move to Hoboken.

Abraham the Penguin, running for off-ice.

“Putin’ on the Ritz”

I’m puttin on my top hat

but can you dance…?

Free Range has a penguin theme today, too. It’s essentially the same joke – all penguins look alike.

Wait ’til you see his bow tie!

Meh. Ask for forgiveness, not permission.

Give him a stick and have him show a little soft-shoe…

Linux convention.

he makes it sound like a bad thing. :J

Where do they put their hats when they jump in the ocean to fish?

I’m puttin on my top hat…

That just won’t fly around here.

“The first time the wind blows NOBODY will be able to find their own hat.”

That should only be for formal occasions.

More expedient and economical for everyone to have the same driver’s license and passport photo.

Next: If everyone had the same name, they could save a bundle on ‘Hello My Name Is’ tags.

Raffles would all entail heated arguments.

Every girl’s crazy bout a sharp dressed man (or in this case a penguin).

If you subscribe to “Free Range”, check out their topic for this day. I have a hobby of collecting ‘same-day’ comics with obscure themes and this one is spot on.

What if he’s the only one who wants to wear one? It’s like when I was in teen camp, at least one kid asked a guy for a ride on a vehicle he was driving; and he said he’d have to give everyone on the camp grounds a ride if he gave him one; and I wasn’t particularly interested in a ride; but I didn’t say anything. That’s not to say I would’ve turned a ride down if he had offered me one, but it wouldn’t have been a big deal to me if one kid got one and I didn’t.

I have wanted to install and bowtie and cummerbund onto a penguin for some time. But they would most likely throw me out of the zoo if I did.