A Husband and Wife went shopping together just before Christmas. The wife quickly noticed that her husband was missing and because they had a lot to do she called him on his cell phone.
After the husband picked up the phone his wife said “Where are you, you know we have lots to do!”
He said “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?”
Little tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up and said “Yes, I do remember that shop!!!” she replied.
My nephew, who is a great cook, made marshmallows for Christmas a few years ago. They tasted soooo much better than store-bought ones! When I tried to make some, I almost burned out the motor of my mixer.
Leroy about 2 months ago
However, the performance of Für Elise on the marshmallow did not go as well.
ronaldspence about 2 months ago
that would make a HUGE s’more!
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 months ago
I thought marshmallows were just a sugary thing expanded by air (not heavy)
jasonsnakelover about 2 months ago
And the rat sold the necklace on eBay and made a fortune.
Mave DacPherson
One time I weighed 1,429.48 pounds.
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Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
After the husband picked up the phone his wife said “Where are you, you know we have lots to do!”
He said “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?”
Little tears started to flow down her cheeks and she got all choked up and said “Yes, I do remember that shop!!!” she replied.
“Well I am in the yoyo shop next door to that.”
therese_callahan2002 about 2 months ago
Guess someone ratted that rodent out! LOL!
ladykat about 2 months ago
I wonder what they did with that marshmallow after they made it.
drfiero about 2 months ago
Bet Disney (later) wished it was some ~65 year old dude that walked through the gates first back in ’55!
Sherlock5 about 2 months ago
Has anyone created a cocoa mug to hold that marshmallow?
oish about 2 months ago
Later the marshmallow was put inside a giant microwave and became the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man
LAFITZGERALD about 2 months ago
Thank you for this historical fact of Disneyland in its opening year!!
Angry Indeed about 2 months ago
“♫ Dave had a ticket to ride, ride, ride…♫”
stamps about 2 months ago
What about the Steinway D-275 piano?
rstove428 Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Look at the big brain on Brad (Dave in this case)!”. Samuel L Jackson, Pulp Fiction
h.v.greenman about 2 months ago
I’ll be offline for a while. I need to go find a couple of gian graham crackers and some extra-extra-extra large Hershey bars
VoodooMom about 2 months ago
Now all they need are some giant Graham crackers and a humongous Hershey’s bar.
Scott S about 2 months ago
Did you hear I dreamed about eating a giant marshmallow?
No! What happened?
When I woke up my pillow was gone!
comixbomix about 2 months ago
Whoever said “Less Is S’More” never went to Mazapán de la Rosa.
jmcenanly about 2 months ago
That rat sounds like he might be employed by some obscure Batman villain
6turtle9 about 2 months ago
The marshmallow is quite a bit bigger than what is depicted here, and can be found at the Guinness World Records website.
Cathy P. about 2 months ago
My nephew, who is a great cook, made marshmallows for Christmas a few years ago. They tasted soooo much better than store-bought ones! When I tried to make some, I almost burned out the motor of my mixer.
Caeruleancentaur about 2 months ago
Just imagine the size of the branch you’d need to toast it!