“…We’re going to need some sunglasses, sun lotion…”
First man to download to his tablet
Or…the legendary missing third tablet?
Would it have taken 40 years if he asked for directions?
Just a reminder that The Ten Commandments will be airing tonight on ABC.
Do those two upright front have glasses?
Well, we here at Autocorrect had a funny limerick for you today… but actually running it through our system, urined the punchline.
Sorry… we’re still working out some bugs.
— Your friends at Autocorrect
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Well, it’s not etched in stone. Is it?
He can’t make a move without his followers freaking out. LOL
The 10 suggestions.
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
Nicely done — chortled out loud.
The list is from She Who Must Be Obeyed:
Thou shalt get bread, milk, eggs…
Well we gotta worship something, we’ll worship that. We’ll embellish the details later.
Do I smell a bush burning? :)
“Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels—bring home for Emma.”
“Pick up more tablets and an eraser chisel.”
The list appeared on the tablet through osMoses.
The Ancient Hebrews had eyeglasses?
Shades of Brian.
August 21, 2015
Leroy about 2 months ago
“…We’re going to need some sunglasses, sun lotion…”
ronaldspence about 2 months ago
First man to download to his tablet
comixbomix about 2 months ago
Or…the legendary missing third tablet?
nosirrom about 1 month ago
Would it have taken 40 years if he asked for directions?
docforbin about 1 month ago
Just a reminder that The Ten Commandments will be airing tonight on ABC.
airbrushingsunshine about 1 month ago
Do those two upright front have glasses?
Dobie Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, we here at Autocorrect had a funny limerick for you today… but actually running it through our system, urined the punchline.
Sorry… we’re still working out some bugs.
— Your friends at Autocorrect
boydjb47 about 1 month ago
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MRBLUESKY529 about 1 month ago
Well, it’s not etched in stone. Is it?
Zebrastripes about 1 month ago
He can’t make a move without his followers freaking out. LOL
Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago
The 10 suggestions.
bhamdodger about 1 month ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
The All-Hearing Aye about 1 month ago
Nicely done — chortled out loud.
The list is from She Who Must Be Obeyed:
Thou shalt get bread, milk, eggs…
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
Well we gotta worship something, we’ll worship that. We’ll embellish the details later.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
Do I smell a bush burning? :)
mfrasca about 1 month ago
“Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels—bring home for Emma.”
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
“Pick up more tablets and an eraser chisel.”
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
The list appeared on the tablet through osMoses.
mbrahms26 about 1 month ago
The Ancient Hebrews had eyeglasses?
Buoy about 1 month ago
Shades of Brian.