Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 30, 2024

Don’t you, forget about me.

He’s got these out of order. The one on the 26th shows him sitting in that shell.

Over easy please !

When you tell someone they need to come out of their shell…

Mmmmm… Giant omelette!

I think I’ll stick with my Cheerios.

Humpty didn’t go over easy.

Scrambled with asparagus.

So they are scrambling, but not to save him.

If you read the rhyme, it never says Humpty Dumpty was an EGG!

No! You idiots! We didn’t want him to die, we wanted him to DYE!

It’s pretty much the same as “When life gives you lemons make lemonade”. So “If life gives you broken eggs, make scrambled eggs.”

Obviously from the Easter coast.

Scramble him!

And you can’t color him and hide him for the Easter egg hunt either.

WHO here likes scrambled? LOL

Egg Benedict anyone?

All the king’s men would’ve had more success putting Humpty Dumpty back together again if they hadn’t let the horses try first.

“I think it’s still alive.”

“Well, let’s skillet then.”

He’s going to make omelette-ade!

Say, did Humpty ever glam up for Easter?

Let me get some cubed ham, green peppers, and mushrooms.