April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
“Lighten” up on him, already.
You would have to run from the cops for it to count.
It only counts if you are on foot.
Instead of running a red light, this guy is more likely to stumble or crawl one.
Speaking about running red lights. Here’s the first verse of a Golden Oldie:
I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord
the guy needs to get an FOP ‘courtesy’ card…
How about jumping to conclusions?
Doctors can’t always be right! The heart rate goes up when I do it… so I count ‘em!
’Running a red"? Running a red light?
Good joke!
Can I get a doctor’s note anyway?
I hope they got him on the “Red Light Camera”
There was that time he ran for office…
He also gave away some British currency, and told people he shed a few pounds.
But what do you know, you’re just a Doctor, not a personal trainer.
How about J-walking? Does J-walking count?
Well done!
when it’s on yellow and turns red as you go through my friend calls it eating orange. is that healthier?
No, but does doing diddley-squats count?
SHAKEDOWNCITY 30 days ago
“Lighten” up on him, already.
Imagine 30 days ago
You would have to run from the cops for it to count.
oldpine52 30 days ago
It only counts if you are on foot.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 30 days ago
Instead of running a red light, this guy is more likely to stumble or crawl one.
Egrayjames 30 days ago
Speaking about running red lights. Here’s the first verse of a Golden Oldie:
I was driving home early Sunday morning through Bakersfield
Listening to gospel music on the colored radio station
And the preacher said, you know you always have the Lord by your side
And I was so pleased to be informed of this that I ran
Twenty red lights in his honor
Thank you Jesus, thank you Lord
pat sandy creator 30 days ago
the guy needs to get an FOP ‘courtesy’ card…
[Traveler] Premium Member 30 days ago
How about jumping to conclusions?
Dobie Premium Member 30 days ago
Doctors can’t always be right! The heart rate goes up when I do it… so I count ‘em!
MRC112 30 days ago
’Running a red"? Running a red light?
ericlscott creator 29 days ago
Good joke!
luca.debus creator 29 days ago
Can I get a doctor’s note anyway?
tee929 29 days ago
I hope they got him on the “Red Light Camera”
davewhamond creator 29 days ago
There was that time he ran for office…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 29 days ago
He also gave away some British currency, and told people he shed a few pounds.
cuzinron47 29 days ago
But what do you know, you’re just a Doctor, not a personal trainer.
The Tooninator creator 29 days ago
How about J-walking? Does J-walking count?
Jimmy Chitwood Premium Member 29 days ago
Well done!
dbrucepm 29 days ago
when it’s on yellow and turns red as you go through my friend calls it eating orange. is that healthier?
ekke 29 days ago
No, but does doing diddley-squats count?