Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 24, 2024

Executive meating.

I guess a deli platter isn’t good enough for the Hoi polloi eh?

I’m Chairman. I put out the chairs.

Eh? Me no get this.

And then we can do the salsa.

If sales don’t improve, somebody here will be walking the plank.

Burp….

Sure to lead to the complete demise of the corporation I’m encouraging my colleagues to vote against your proposal and your dismissal.

Do they really have to vote on this?

If any of them wasn’t in favor of this, they wouldn’t be on the board.

A (charcuterie) board meeting!

A team building weekend at a Dude ‘Ranch’ Pond. (sorry)

I hope they have chocolate for the fruit.

Take a dip where?

Are you sure it’s not going to overflow its banks?

Sure, if you want to get your head bitten off!

“Is he done speaking?”

“No, he’s got mortadellas.”

And who wants to be a dip?

If you get dipped, chances are you are get eaten. You really want that? :)

Strawberry looks worried. Or is he wearing seeds on the outside?! That is hugely inappropriate in a workplace. He should be worried.

The one looks like he should be the head cheese, (or a cheese head!)…and another one looks to be headcheese…