Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 23, 2024

I so wanted to make a joke about another word for a cat but my better sense prevailed.

the doors going to be horrified when the cat decides to go back the way it came

The cat’s name is Gas. You passed Gas.

Awww, I love your “baby.” What a cutie!

That was a good one & made me laugh !

20 times a day. If there’s 2 cats, just wait until one is on each side and one won’t let the other pass. That should be fun.

Jim? Jim Morrison? Of The Doors? Is that you? You’ve had a kitten? All riiiiiiiight.

Door: a device, the other side of which, the cat wants to be on.

Settle down….it’s a cat entrance….

I would expect it to be on the outside if just birthed. Since it is inside I think the door ate it.

Just wait until it goes out the door.

You would KNOW if you gave birth. There’s no “think” about it!

now if it was Garfield I could understand that feeling

All that going in and out and in and out was bound to lead to something.

Aw, that’s adoorable.

The door had an encounter with a mad scientist who was able to make it possible for her to have kittens.

LOL! Mark, I think you’re a genius!

I would certainly understand the shock that – obviously – male door would experience.

Suppose it is just a proof that doors can swing both ways.