Strange Brew by John Deering for February 10, 2024

?? It looks like a heel print. Did someone step on him?

He got poked one time to many.

Sounds like a half-baked diagnosis.

Workman’s Comp!

Worker’s comp will have to pay for the deep kneading massage and heat therapy (350°F for 15min) required to make him feel butter.

Just giggle and get over it!

Or … it could be something more sinister — the result of Tickle Torture.

Bet he didn’t giggle when the finger that poked him almost went through!

But the recipe said to punch down the dough!

This time, someone poked him hard and left marks…now he can’t rise to the Occassion.

In court later on, “And if you so much as lay a finger on the plaintiff again, the fine will be doubled.”

He was messing around with a doughberman pincher.

All you knead is love!

Hand me a little doe, and you’ll be popping fresh in no time!

I think he is kneady.