Recent Comments

1. 7 days ago on Jeff Stahler

   I recently received a letter informing me I’ve been randomly chosen for jury duty in upcoming months. Ever since I survived a murder attempt many years ago I’ve assumed I’d never get past the interview. I guess I’ll find out for sure very soon.

2. 30 days ago on Speed Bump

   They’d need social security numbers before you could claim them.

3. about 1 month ago on Jeff Stahler

   For MAGAs to realize others are less gullible than they are, they’d have to realize that they are gullible, and they lack the self awareness required to to do that.

4. about 1 month ago on Pickles

   Where the husband puts the thing becomes the correct place as soon as the wife stops doing the dishes, but only for as long as it takes for the husband to forget again.

5. about 2 months ago on The Flying McCoys

   Three key antidepressants: sugar, sugar and more sugar.

6. about 2 months ago on Jeff Stahler

   I’m pretty sure he’s only stepping down because he has no interest in being a minority leader after November.

7. about 2 months ago on Jeff Stahler

   It’s actually a book subscription. They send another book and automatically charge your credit card every month. Cancellations are prohibited.

8. about 2 months ago on Moderately Confused

   That carrot nose won’t last long…

9. about 2 months ago on Jeff Stahler

   They’ll need social security numbers first!

10. 2 months ago on Dog Eat Doug

    Tympanic membranes maybe, but no ears.