The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 03, 2024

is this strip about yoga today because that was really a stretch!

Is Scott going through a series of body part puns now?

Ouch!

I’ve been known to want to mutilate myself (or other drivers) out of frustration in traffic! Glad I’m retired now!

And his ear gives him an obscene gesture? Well no one likes to be cut off!

I guess the ear didn’t see that coming…

That maneuver certainly didn’t paint a pretty picture.

It made the ear wax wroth! (Or, as Groucho said …)

Van Gough? Naah. That his brother Car Gough.

Did he drive himself crazy?

The ear must like the classics. I heard him say something about Dumas.

His obnoxious brother: Please GoghHis dizzy aunt: Verti GoghThe brother who ate prunes: Gotta GoghThe brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn GoghThe grandfather from Yugoslavia: U. GoghThe brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue GoghThe cousin from Illinois: Chica GoghHis Magician uncle: Wherediddy GoghHis Mexican cousin: Amee GoghThe Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin GoghThe nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar GoghThe constipated uncle: Cant GoghThe ballroom dancing aunt: Tan GoghThe bird lover uncle: Flamin GoghHis nephew psychoanalyst: E. GoghThe fruit loving cousin: Man GoghAn aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto GoghThe little bouncy nephew: Poe GoghA sister who loved disco: Go GoghAnd a niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh

Google….☺️☺️☺️

This is EAR-ily similar to my experience on I-81 this week!

I’m going to gogh get a beer.

Vincent usually drives a larger vehicle – especially when he’s transporting some of his art. But he just couldn’t make his Van Gogh this morning.

and the ear gave a piercing cry.

After Vincent cuts him off: “Here we Gogh again!”

After Paul cuts him off: “Here we Gauguin!”

groaning but also quietly smiling

The van in front was all stop and Gogh!

Fortunately, ears don’t have fingers.

As a result the ear missed the exit for Friends, Romans, and Countrymen.

This is wonderful humor. I think Scott should be the comic of year!

NOW, THAT WOULD BE PERFECTLY SANE AND MAKE SENSE. Can you ear me now?

…but when ya gotta go ya just gotta go!!!

Where is the snail in his car? So we can see his S-Car go!