Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 15, 2024

Angus? I bet that kid has put up with some major teasing in school.

I hope Angus is more efficient than the “tech support” I’ve gotten from Dell!!

Busted.

I hear the theme from “Jaws”.

For a CEO of a small start-up company, Mike seems to be pretty oblivious to who he’s got working for him. Apparently he had no presence during the application process, job interviews, or orientation training. Which raises the question of just exactly what DOES he do?

Alex is, what, 13? With a high school student for a “boyfriend”? Maybe he’s her age and they’re both in “high-school level classes,” but if Angus is old as we generally expect a high school student to be, Mike’s going to be so focused that he’ll forget all about Kim’s ex-boyfriends. Mike’s going to be focused that he’ll forget Kim’s name.

Mike should start a new website … that matches people to a divorce lawyer near them.

So this was before all the people in tech support were in Bangalore?

Mike’s little girl has discovered boys. Mike will respond to this 187 different ways,all of them wrong

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Special Bulletin

This just in to the News Desk…. trump offers Australia and Canada to putin, if he wants them. More details, as they become available.

We return you, now, to the show already in progress.

Gurls ganging up on poor Mike.

Angus T Jones played Jake on 2 1/2 Men.