Peanuts by Charles Schulz for March 01, 2024

Bringing his dog in would make them think something.

This is a weird story arc.

The prosecutor could say, “That high up? Nice try, counselor.”

Don’t mess with the EPA.

ANOTHER example of government overreach

He obviously doesn’t know Snoopy’s track record as a lawyer. GET A PUBLIC DEFENDER, CHUCK!

How is Snoopy gonna convince them anything when he can’t talk?

I hope Peppermint Patty is not Snoopy’s co-council.

I wonder if the EPA agent on CB’s case is Walter Peck.

“People vs. Charles Brown…World Famous Attorney for the defense”

So you would have Charlie Brown plead insanity? That’s even worse!!

Schulz was ahead of his time with some of this stuff. I think Lucy originated the EPA when she was going around stopping kids from jumping rope & such because they were wearing down the earth.

Perhaps, Charlie bringing with him his service dog might get him some sympathy from the court. And when Snoopy begins speaking, the stenographer would have no trouble understanding Beagle.

A bad lawyer AND a bad comedian. Get your money’s worth, Chuck.

In today’s world it’s a valid defense. You can identify as anything and be embraced.

fine defense Snoopy!

He needs the Bowler hat, bow tie, and briefcase…

Schulz in sad freefall by this time.

Self-identify as a beaver? Today that might work!

Yep, he identifies as a beaver. Dismissed.

Don’t discriminate against Charlie Brown! He IDENTIFIES as a beaver! You need to accept and embrace that or you will be cancelled! Then you will be Woke. Scratching my head. Time for me to go back to sleep now.

I hope he has better luck with the Beaver defense then he did with the Twinkie defense, So far, it’s not looking promising

I know a beaver, Beaver was a friend of mine. And you sir, are no beaver!

He was confused Judge. He is a cocaine addict. He was with Hunter.

Always good to have a world famous attorney representing you…

Chuck had a front row seat to Snoopy’s disastrous mishandling of Peppermint Patty vs Board of Education, I’d think he’d be leery of letting Snoopy handle his case after that.

{"Your honor, my client has been accused of eating"}

[“BARK!”]

{"But it could not have been him, because at the time, he was on his house’s"}

[“WOOF!”]

{"And by eating his kite, the tree basically kicked him in the"}

[“ARF!”]

“Son, please take your dog out of the Courtroom. He’s disrupting the trial…”

If nothing else, he can helicopter Charlie Brown and make a quick getaway from the EPA

I dunno Chuck, he didn’t fare so well with Peppermint Patty.

It’s OK, the judge said,"Wah,Wah.wah, wah.

Jerry Mathers as the??

Eat a beaver! Save a tree!

Aw, dam it all!

iN THE ARMY IT’S CALLED A SECTION 8

Better settle for a public defender.

A tree for the Dam. Dam tree.