Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 24, 2024

In our house, the one with the cat doesn’t have to answer the doorbell or turn off the timer.

I love this one!

He must work at the Ministry of Funny Walks.

I always refer to this as being “catted.”

Eh just put cat in box. It will enjoys sleep.

You’re not sitting on a chair so fall down on the ground and make it look like an accident.

I was at a house party and the hostess warned everyone of one of her cats as being particularly unapproachable to the point of bites and scratches. Half way through dinner the cat jumped onto my lap and curled up. There was a moment of silence. I was trapped for the duration. Luckily the wine kept coming, we continued dinner and eventually the monster cat jumped down. The hostess said the cat has never done that before. I must of looked like furniture….warm furniture.

Keep on truckin’.

Good one.

That’s being ‘over the top’ as well as ‘off the mark,’ lol!

Or apply to be an instructor at the Bureau of Silly Walks!

Can’t tell you how many times I’ve retrieved my wife’s drink for her. Its barely an arms-length away but she doesn’t want to disturb the cat nap on her lap!Yes, the cats have us well-trained

I just move the cat off my legs, but whatever floats your boat, buddy.

I hope his meeting is at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

whatever works… :J

That’s some crazy core and quads strength

If only he had just put him down in the beginning….puurfect lap napping!

Easy solution: slide yourself onto a desk chair or such with wheels. Then you can roll down the street to your appointment. Duh! Easy.

If only my knees would support this. LOL

The Cat of Silly Walks.

It is alleged that a cat fell asleep on the flowing sleeve of the Buddha, and rather than waking the cat, he cut off his sleeve.

Love it! Absolutely priceless! Thanks for the laugh.

That would be a good leg exercise.

Is that a cat on your lap or are you just happy to see me?

Does this work for dogs too?

Guy’s got killer quads!!

“…you throw them off your lap and go!”