Well maybe if you didn’t wear your hair like him and dress like him and be the same weight as him and do everything you could to look like him, it’d solve the problem.
Truth be told, if you tell us where he is, we can end much of the confusion. He’ll be the one on the other side of the bars and you will be the one still working security. Although we must admit it will be a little rough at family reunions. It probably already is fairly rough.
Shikamoo Premium Member 5 months ago
Grow a mustache.
Rhetorical_Question 5 months ago
Change your style?
pschearer Premium Member 5 months ago
I don’t generally recommend tattoos, but in this case. . . .
carlosrivers 5 months ago
Is anybody going to ask him if he knows where his cousin is?
crookedwolf Premium Member 5 months ago
Yeah, definitely makeover time!
Ellis97 5 months ago
I guess we all have a couple of lousy relatives who try to lead us down the wrong path.
rmercer Premium Member 5 months ago
… by someone impersonating another police officer.
E.Z. Smith Premium Member 5 months ago
“I wish my brother George was here.”
jagedlo 5 months ago
And if you’ve seen George Crunchy in past “JumpStart” strips, you can tell why…
sueb1863 5 months ago
Well maybe if you didn’t wear your hair like him and dress like him and be the same weight as him and do everything you could to look like him, it’d solve the problem.
jhpeanut 5 months ago
Joe convinced Sunny, when she was a toddler, that Crunchy was Oscar the Grouch, then she was no longer afraid of him. lol
The Wolf In Your Midst 5 months ago
The Diamondbacks might be looking for experienced security staff. Just a suggestion.
Mike Baldwin creator 5 months ago
Every cop looks the same to me, especially when I’m running from them.
christelisbetty 5 months ago
Get “Jeff” embroidered on all your jackets and shirts.
oakie817 5 months ago
grow some, dude…grow a moustache or beard
reedkomicks Premium Member 5 months ago
Lose the mullet dude!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 5 months ago
The Police Department will issue this guya card—-
“Do not arrest this man. He only LOOKS like a desperate felon”.
P>S>—He also works for the Philadelphia Phillies,but that hasn’t been a crime since they fired Gene Mauch
Droptma Styx 5 months ago
I’m not buying the Patty-Duke-identical-cousins thing.
David Huie Green YouSupportWhatYouDoNotOppose 5 months ago
Truth be told, if you tell us where he is, we can end much of the confusion. He’ll be the one on the other side of the bars and you will be the one still working security. Although we must admit it will be a little rough at family reunions. It probably already is fairly rough.