Herman by Jim Unger for January 01, 2024

All of 2023 felt like a hangover.

From Not Always Right: A Funny Resolution

(I am working the New Year’s Eve to New Year’s Day graveyard shift. A man comes in at 12:15 am.)

Customer: “How fresh is that coffee?”

Me: “Well, it was made last year.”

Customer: laughs and gets a large

Not my story

Is that a mop she has in hand? Gee, I wonder what she used it for?

Just give me a little time for the old year to wear off a little …

… and a little more time for me to feel the happy …

… then you’ll get your “Happy New Year”

He should be glad that she has a broom instead of the vacuum cleaner.

He just remembered it’s an election year. Y-e-a . . .??

Probably — when he figures out what year it is.

Let’s hope the year of the dragon doesn’t give us third degree burns

HIPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!

It’s a new year?

This one hardly needs a caption.

… ‘cause if’n you don’t, you’ll know exactly what broom whapped you!