Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 19, 2023

Well, it has to be said. I’m just sorry I’m the one that’s doing it:

Winky has some exspleening to do!

“Please tell me, oh Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. Will Winky receive a new spleen?”

Does that mean it’s okay to eat his Franken Berry?

Christmas present? Me thoughts that is Santa’s job.

And poor Winky is eating dry cereal. Corporal Mittens took all the milk.

Of course Winky is eating it alone. When Barney steals Fred’s cereal he doesn’t do it while Fred is watching him.

But is he eating it with chocolate milk?

That didn’t go as expected. I think Christmas Present needs a new gig.

But they are monsterally delicious.

But hey, that’s Life.

Are they magically delicious too?

Not only does he sic the killbots on him, he won’t share his cereal.

Winky doesn’t look unhappy. Of course, he never does unless something is hurting or chasing him.

What about your special lactose-free, fat-free, joy-free milk he is using?