Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 12, 2023

The best way to win is with a huge buc ees inflatable

This isn’t going to end well.

Could be worse, it could be Christmas lights. They would end up blinding each other and people on Earth would think there’s a meteor shower.

The Inflatable Wars, chapter One!!!!

Didn’t I see this before involving Danny Devito and Mathew Broderick?

Where are they going to get all the air?

Inflation gets worse around Christmas.

They haven’t seen Martha Mae Whovier’s house, then.

Quick! Somebody get Clark Griswold!

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A Trrump with huge inflatable hands?

In space, no one can hear you scream.

someone is going to hear from the HOA…

I am actually now curious about how little air would be needed to inflate such a thing in space vs with an atmosphere.

Oh no, it’s M.A.D. all over again! (Mutually Asinine Decorations) ☺

Who’s got the Homer inflatable?

The new space race.

THE WAR OF THE WINDBAGS coming soon

Ha! What’s happening in my neighborhood now makes sense!

You can’t beat a live nativity scene in your yard. Make sure you pick the smelliest animals to annoy as many neighbors as possible.

Someone’s about to be visited by the Space-Krampus.

our landlord runs a body shop just down the street. we thought that the couple strings of lights in the shape of a christmas tree in the window were his idea of xmas cheer, but the lights have never come down so his yuletide mood apparently lasts the whole year…

ok – here we go…. this is how this starts in neighborhoods! and there is nothing more disturbing than seeing huge puddles of deflated Christmas icons all over town.