Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 24, 2023

Narcissis wouldn’t have made it past the first mirror, so I’d say Horace did pretty well.

The problem was that he wore out all the mirrors; now they don’t work anymore.

Mirror mirror in the hand, who the smartest horsie in the stand?

Might want to reflect on what you did wrong.

He didn’t crack the mirrors when he looked in them, so he should have kept the job.

he couldn’t keep up with his quota…

I think you should reflect on this, Horace.

He saw his reflection! So, the mirror qualifies as a “mirror”… quality check completed!

Where’s the problem Mirror Factory?!

next, start your own HR firm

well, Horace shuda seen his supervisor sneaking up on him…!

Quality control apparently degraded.

I got fired on my birthday a couple of days ago, in a phone call on the drive home. It wasn’t working out anyway, but they went to the trouble of interviewing me and they will have to start over.

Cracked me up!

It was the only job Horace could see himself doing.

“They let go my ego.”

I have a feeling you’re going to be fine, Horace.

Careful Horace, you don’t wanna get a big head.