Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 11, 2023

Ahhh yes, the eternal optimist!!

If only Travis had hands … he could cover his ears and chant:“La-la-la-la-la-la-la-I-CAN’T-HEAR-YOU!!!”

No point in losing your head over that eh.

Travis, the eternal optimist.

Travis still has some hairs on his head, and he uses product on them. Unfortunately, the product he uses is formaldehyde.

Travis has dealt with his problems if he can admit to being thick in the head.

I love it when Travis sings.

Dream

Dream dream dream

When I want hair

Close my eyes and it’s right there

Whenever I want hair all I have to do is dream….

“Devils Haircut” is a song by Beck.

On a very windy day that has the rain coming down horizontally…

I’ll have a glass of whatever is in his jar!

What a Travis-ty!!

Travis isn’t exactly bald – looks like a buzz cut.

Travis doesn’t want to hear Shoulda woulda coulda!

De Nile is not only a river in Egypt. Travis isn’t owin’ Owen anything.

Travis digs Beck. Groovy.

Give that head two turntables and a microphone.

Don’t make things worse than they are, Owen! Travis is already very fragile psychologically; don’t push him over the edge….