Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 11, 2023

Indecision seems to be brewing.

“Zoomietime” to get the day started. Also known as “English Hound Breakfast Tea”.

I’m a big tea drinker here and that was a good one.

No “walkie-time”?

Buttsniffytime? Is this kinda “phew-eeewrh-tea”? (Then I’d preFUR a good old MUTTcha tea, please)

I want the one that is infused with the essence of hydrant.

“Better make it sleepytime. Fifi’s in heat and I don’t want to get in trouble again.”

I wonder what the dog equivalent of “catnip” is?

I think you already know the answer to that question.

Gross! LOL!

He was hoping for roadkill-time.

When someone asks you “How do you like your tea?” and you answer “Doggie style”…

Do you have any more of that LickYourDooDadsTime?

“You went oolong without answering. You know how much chai hate that!”

I think he’d prefer Squirrel Grey.

What? No Squirrell Sented Nuts?

What about Chasey Balltime or Chasey Cattime or Chasey Squirreltime or a nice cup of Chasey Sticktime?

Frank and Ernest today was about coffee but someone commented ““Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.” —Jean-Luc Picard” Love it!!!!