Herman by Jim Unger for November 07, 2023

with 2 large sodas

And some melted cheese to hold his cast on.

Lunch break

Make it three.

True to life? Someone just got fired, I think, for stopping for a fast food snack or something on the way… to an emergency police or fire call? Can’t remember.. not gonna look it up.. yikes :)

HONNNNK

“Make that *three cheeseburgers to go.”

“This guy here had a two-for-one coupon. He’s expired but the coupon hasn’t.”

And the emergency call was for food poisoning at this restaurant.

Cheeseburgers in Paradise. RIP Jimmy.

No Coke, Pepsi

Chebuger, chebuger, Pepsi, Pepsi, cheep, cheep

No Coke! Pepsi!

A whole new perspective on “takeout.”

Isn’t that what made the guy sick?

It’s an emergency. Might as well save time and get lunch while they are in the burger joint already.

Who gets the second one?

Sad but true, rural private ambulance was late picking up MIL to go to hospital, they went for breakfast first. Ambulance garage was beside her apartment.

We went on a child choking call, the mom was still on line with dispatcher and could hear siren. Walked in with kid to ER and were told to go pick up child, we already did and are here.

Never lost a patient in my care, came close sometimes

And chips. No Coke – Pepsi!

Hoping a sample with help them to treat it.

Try the Heart Attack sandwich, it’s popular

…and make it snappy!

An interesting set of priorities.

…“and whatever the gurney guy wants.”

While they look like they are dressed like cops they must not be, this isn’t a donut shop.

Yeah, just like when the ambulance races by without the lights and sirens.

What about the patient? Didja take his order?

and we’re kinda in a rush……

One time I had three cheeseburgers altogether.