Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 18, 2023

Canada has its king already, OR Sovereign if you will. But the job is already taken

How does he feel about hockey?

Maple sucking puck slappers

a flannel tux sounds cozy

When I was 6 I preferred Sergeant Preston and Wonder Dog King over Davy Crockett.

He’ll have to wait in line. We already have a King (Charles III) and TWO Queens – Queen Camilla, wife of King Charles, and Romana Didulo, the self-proclaimed QAnon Queen of Canada. I follow King Charles, but the Didulo has moved her little freak show into an abandoned school the small town of Richmound Saskatchewan, and is threatening public executions. And yet nothing is being done about her, like maybe arresting her for treason and rebellion against the actual King.

It is called a kilt, because that is what happened to the last person who called it a skirt.

If you wear your kilt above your knee, you are a boy. If you wear your kilt at the knee, you are a man. If you wear the kilt below your knee, you are a liar.

Let’s find out if Bucky will fit into a flat rate postal package, then mail him to Canada.

We sometimes had people from canada come down to central PA for vacation. They never seemed to use paper money; though we treated it the same as U.S. bills.

Now that’s the Bucky we all know(and don’t really love)

I assume they have lots of Tim Hortons in Quebec.

I wonder if someone has ever made a flannel tuxedo.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahah!!!

I keep picturing a flannel tuxedo.

Isn’t a pair of Levi’s and a jean jacket a Canadian tuxedo?

Aren’t their tuxedos made of denim?

Shows what Bucky knows – the Canadian tuxedo is denim, not flannel.

Que diriez-vous des beignets?

Well, that is a real stream of weirdness!! Where does Bucky get the things he puts together? Darby Conelly has a great sense of humor!!

I was pretty sure The Canadian Kilted Yaksmen were something Ren & Stimpy made up. Aren’t kilts exclusively Scottish?

And a Queen. Currently living in an abandoned school in SK.

Bucky must have seen some Red Green reruns. And even he gave up that schtick years ago.

Bucky needs to learn about Alberta.