Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 06, 2023

Unless it’s praise, Dakota isn’t having it.

There’s no moral to this story. If you’re going to teach someone a lesson, then it should be easily avoidable to anyone who doesn’t have the “tragic flaw” that’s being punished. The only mistake Dakota made here was falling for an actually convincing ruse.

Oh, trust me, THOSE words have meaning. Goblins swear too.

You might regret dissing Prunella Dakota, just saying!

It makes about as much sense as the stuff that R2D2 and BB8 say.

Dakota is right. What was the point of all that?

So it was Prunella’s idea not Marigold’s to force them to journey together and was some kind of revenge.

That other world was like some kind of nightmare dimension created by sorcery.

so are the goblins or Prunella in particular masters of illusion and that other place was just all a dream?.

If it was known as the least enchanted lands then it should not have been made by all magic right?.

Or does least enchanted simply mean not as beautiful as more enchanted?.

Perhaps Phoebe’s parallel world which looks like ours is the most enchanted place because of how there are magic creatures there that aren’t here.

I wonder how that world evolved differently from ours.

Like why didn’t all the humans kill all the creatures that aren’t average or normal?.

I wonder what the human laws are in Phoebe’s world regarding unicorns, goblins etc. and what their religions say about unicorns, dragons and goblins and such.

Because in this non magic world as we know it people would kill magical creatures and even put their religions and whatnot behind it and be fearful and also jealous because there would be higher beings who could do things they couldn’t.

Of course perhaps it isn’t a parallel world and it’s just simply a rewritten version of this one

Hey! what happened to the unicorn high council at the beginning of the story arc?

Trust Pru to blart it out!

Somebody had to ask, “what about the goblin”!

“BLQQRT”? See the confusion caused by mixing lower and upper case letters?

Why all the elaborate rigmarole? Prunella could’ve just done the only thing that really mattered to Dakota, which was cut off her phone connection.

You can teach me a lesson, but I don’t have to learn it!

Go blart yourself, Prunella.

Kudos for Dakota. Prunella can’t beat her and now she has a new friend. A powerful SphinxCat!

You can hear the sarcastic tone in the first panel with that extended a.

So where’s Maaaaaaow?

Prunella spittin’ out facts, tho.

Not gonna lie, I’m liking Dakota about as much as I ever have.