Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 30, 2023

Your automobile warrenty may be expiring.

hey at least it’s not a Nigerian prince this time

Are hot singles stolen dollar bills?

Those singles better be for the pigeons because Blanche is gonna have something to say about it if they’re for you.

I was expecting “ We have been trying to reach you about your warranty”

The beginnings of the direct/unaddressed mail advertising industry!

Wiz needs to do something about his Twitter, er X…feed!

Don’t reply, it’s for the birds……

Send the bird back with a can of Spam…

Pigeons are noted for spreading their excrement everywhere. The internet is pretty much the same thing.

So what we have here is the worst of twitter, spam and nature. It’s almost as bad as putting prizes in cans of tuna.

“Your coach warranty is about to expire!”

Some cultural help! I often read in this forum about car warranty (soon) expired. Is this a common call you get in Usa?

And why? Don’t you have a ongoing warranty, ie it last until you cancel it?

In my spam, I never go this message, and I think I should, because spam doesn’t care about where you live, if you have a car, or insurance etc…

It’s just the way life works on the Pigeon network.

Yeah, not interested in hot singles. Or cold singles, for that matter.

Didn’t know Wiz was into pigeons.

I am getting new spam phone calls. They tell me they are from my medical insurance. The numbers are usually spoofed to local calls, and I end up answering a few by accident. I just hang up and block them. Medical insurance doesn’t spam with barely understandable English. Plus, there will be a pause – they are making a dozen calls at once, probably. Maybe more. I often hang up during the pause – someday I am going to block a doctor’s office or something. It will be worth it.

Doesn’t do me any good to know this..Blanche will kill me! ☺️☺️☺️

Spam.

Fishing with with a big net!!!!

GO! SPREAD THE POOP!

Well, we know which sites Parker & Hart are visiting, to get these ads.

“A friend told me about it”, they’ll say. No, a friend told ME.

I already used that excuse, you can’t, now.