Clay Jones for August 19, 2023

Sippy says: Commander in Keister. The Squid in the toilet looks quite surprised. And the “somebody wuz here” graffiti are clever. Hillary wasn’t.

It’s NEVER a good time to try to extract money from the orange mistake. That’s not what he DOES.

Make it happen, that’s all we ask.

Rudy’s bill reads: Hours, Lies, Smears, Four Seasons, Hair dye and Farts.

It all looks perfectly legit. ‘Specially the hair dye and farts, can’t handle a case without them!

I don’t believe Trump will spend one minute in jail for his crime against the people of the United States. He has eluded justice his entire life. I’m not sure how he will escape, but I believe he will…

I sure hope they put him in the same cell that Epstein was in, with the same security detail that Epstein had.

Hillary was NOT here, LOL! Can’t read the sippy cup.

Listen Rudy. I am rather busy just now and will get back to as soon as I am exonerated. Warning, just don’t hold your breathe.

When TFG becomes king for life and eliminates all the people he doesn’t like … who will then support his undereducated supporters?

Perhaps Rudy can offer other services to Trump ? I know he’s not Trump’s “type” but one makes do with what’s available.

In keeping with his principles, Traitor45 is redusing to help Rudi with legal bills.

Love it, please let that day come. Btw Manafort wuz there too, and a whole bunch of Trump’s insurrectionists.

Rudy was the mayor of new york. Surely he knew Trump’s penchant for stiffing people who did work for him.

How in the WORLD did Tubby the Traitor manage to heave his massive bulk up onto the top bunk…and would even Rabid Rudy be STUPID ENOUGH to want to sleep UNDER that much flab??? Even steel does have a breaking point…

just as long as he’s still running for the presidency

Markstein has trumpster fire on the bottom. You toonists need to coordinate.

As someone online eloquently put it- Rudy Giuliani will fight these charges all the way to the Supreme Courtyard of Marriott.

How did he get onto the upper bunk?

We could only pray and hope….justice will prevail.

Fab art work per usual! ☺️❤️

Mean while…..

Bannon described the need to “ram” election fraud claims “down her throat,” and “up the a**” of Georgia Governor Brian Kemp. He was apparently referring to Willis though he did not use her name.

Hillary was not and never will be there.

Trump’s refusal to pay Rudy Giuliani worse than we thought

Former New York mayor and ex-President Donald Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani, who is currently “having financial difficulties” according to his lawyer, has repeatedly requested compensation from the former president and been unsuccessful, The New York Times reports.Giuliani, who was “once worth tens of millions of dollars” according to The Times, was one of the 19, along with Trump, indicted by a Fulton County Superior Court grand jury August 1 on charges related to their efforts to overturn the 2020 election.

And Mike Lindal had to sell his pillow company.

Trump would like to break the USA.

America is great when lying traitor Trump is not president.

Today, Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philly left the following comment to an announcement that Trump was canceling his Monday press conference:

“So disappointing – we’d just dusted off the lectern.”

Not a ‘human person’: Ex-Trump exec shows how he’s changed

Former President Donald Trump’s actions and behavior surrounding his indictments and his bid to retake the White House are barely even recognizable as those of a “human person,” argued Barbara Res, a former engineer for Trump Construction Projects, on CNN Friday.“You did work with him for 18 years,” said anchor Kaitlan Collins. “When you look at the deadlines he’s facing now, on the political front he’s saying he’s not going to show up on the debate Wednesday night. How do you look at that, based on what you know about him?”

“Why would he show up for the debate?” said Res. “He’s leading, right? So, why put himself at risk. He was bad at the other debates, in my opinion. So, I’m not surprised at all he’s ducking out. What I find hysterical is this big conference he was going to have where he was going to have proof, you know, that everything was rigged in Georgia. He’s going to be exonerated and all of a sudden, we don’t need to do that because the lawyers are going to take — I thought that was hysterical.”

She went on to explain that none of this behavior surprised her, “because he’s done that kind of thing before. It was all made up. There’s no — obviously there’s no evidence. There’s nothing. He just came up with an idea, let’s do this, and people forgive him for not — oh, well, they believe him. That was his attitude. He tells the same lie 100 times if he had to, but eventually people believed it.”

“And it comes over a period of time. I started with him in 1980 and, you know, pretty much finished up in ‘98 or something like that. But I saw the development, the change in him. His going from being, like, almost human. I mean, you know, he really seemed like a human person. And now I don’t think he is. I don’t know. Sociopath. I’m no psychologist or anything, but he’s just not — he’s not normal. People aren’t like him.”

Does anyone else feel bad about that octopus?

I heard a great theory this morning, that 45 would turn himself in just before (or during) the debate, to take all the attention!

“Hillary wuz not here” — nice touch.

D j rump’s mattress appears to defy the laws of physics. How can it bulge upward under all that girth? Well, rump really doesn’t think any law apply to him. Maybe it’s titanium lined.

Trumpy couldn’t climb to the top bunk.

Green teeth, green clouds of flatulence, graffiti, and all the rest. Hilarious. Funniest thing here this morning.

‘Useful American idiot’ Trump facing furious backlash for boasting about Putin closeness

Donald Trump saying he was the “apple” of Vladimir Putin’s eye is sparking some harsh criticism.Trump, who has long been open about having a good relationship with the Russian president, reportedly said in a Fox interview that Putin never would have invaded Ukraine if he had been president. “I was the apple of his eye,” the former president said in the interview.

If they ever needed the new “MyPillow BunkBuddy©” it would be now (Toilet washable)

Trump Saying He Was Apple of Putin’s Eye Sparks Condemnation

Once you realize Trump works for Russia against the USA everything he does makes sense.