Clay Jones for August 06, 2023

Well, he sure can ignore the law. Order is not his strong suit either.

Rudy looks like the tooterville folly…

Hey Clay…..You drew his belly too small. /s

For once, I feel bad for Boris.

He ordered some law and expected to have it delivered.

Trumpie the Clown gets to Dance with Boris Badinoff at the weekly get-together ?

The tat is “Property of Putin” and the sippy is “Fresh Fish” — which I don’t really understand. Are those green clouds and flying insects indicative of Rudy G’s body (or other) odor?

As for being the Law and Order president, it’s as true as anything else he claims: “Sounds good, totally a lie”.

I see Boris from Rocky and Bulwinkle made it to the Big House too.

Why is pizza rat in prison? (Love the sippy cup).

I’d thought Nixon had been “the law and order president”, which was was why he appointed his Gang of Four on the Supreme Court to make excuses for coddling crooked cops.

I hope this is prophecy.

Sure you are, fatso… sure you are. And I’ve got 500 acres of Oceanfront property for sale just 5 miles from Downtown Omaha… and a bridge with a REALLY great view of Brooklyn…

Why is trumpster fire naked in this piece?:

In spite of the indictments and the fact that he keeps digging himself a deeper hole every time he posts veiled threats online, I still have my doubts that Trump will ever wind up behind bars.

He’ll get house arrest and still find it to be “persecution” to be confined to his own golf course.

Free Pizza Rat!

Next door to Boris.

What did Boris do to get locked up with that Scum???

At least Boris will get conjugal visits from natasha, if only to pick up what tRump blabbed about.

I think Donnie should get just as much mercy for breaking the law as he was willing to give a Mexican mother who crossed a border to survive.

Natasha must be in the women’s prison.

With Fruity G, trumpie is the the law and odor former guy.

If the press would stop giving him his * “15 minutes”, he would shrivel up and die because he bask in it, and thrives on it !

it’s been since 2015 actually……someone please shut him UP!) LOL! Good one!

The anti human revolution Republican fascists are undoing all social gains made since the 1960’s.

I’m above the LAW and I ORDER a Happy Meal, pronto. Also, tell Rudy I always knew he was a loser.

Love the “property of Putin” tat

I need a caffeinated beverage. I read that as “Law and Odor President.”

After over Capital 100 police officers were injured Trump told the rioters, ‘We Love You, You’re Very Special’

Yes. Yes, you are. Out-law and out of order (bigly). Enjoy your second term in the orange onesie.

Rudy? Nyet! tRUMP? Nyet! Boris? Aha! Boris will get conjugal visits, from Natasha, if only for her to pick up what tRUMP blabbed about.

Trump is the Courtney Love of politics.

Give Trump the worst possible prison food while putting Big Macs, Whoppers, KFC, etc. just out of reach outside of his cell.

Now Traitor trump is Attacking Jack Smith while Facing Protective Order Deadline

Yes, speaking at a pathetic and sparsely attended ‘rally’ Saturday evening in Colombia, traitor trump went there, inciting the tiny ‘crowd’ against Special Prosecutor Jack Smith- calling him “sick” and “deranged”, while admitting he is resisting advice by his lawyers to stop publicly attacking Smith. I’m sure we’re all surprised.

Every passing day is another day closer to the traitor getting himself put behind bars. If you live in a state with legalized gambling, maybe you can get a pool going. “When” is the only drama left in this story.

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/8/5/2185532/-Now-Traitor-trump-is-Attacking-Jack-Smith-while-Facing-Protective-Order-Deadline?utm_campaign=recent

These days, after years in the political wilderness, the 60-year-old Christie is seeking a comeback. A big test will come this month, at the first Republican primary debate in Milwaukee.

Asked if he is ready, Christie said, “I was born ready, babe.”

Christie says, regardless of what Trump might say, he will speak the truth. “’Cause the truth matters. And I think Republican voters need to hear the truth.”

Trump has suggested he might not show up for the debate; Christie is convinced he will. “He loves to tease.”

But, if Trump does not show up, Christie knows how to describe him: “Coward. Complete and total coward, a yellow streak so far down his back.”

“But he might think he’s elevating the rest of the field by showing up?” asked Costa.

“He’s elevating? I’ve never seen Donald Trump elevate anything except for the ego factor.”

But after the 2020 election, Christie broke with Trump.

He described his last conversation with him: “Told him he should concede the election to Joe Biden and go to his inauguration.”

Trump’s response? “‘I will never ever, ever do that. What else ya’ got?’ And I said, ‘I have nothin’ else, Mr. President, ‘cause there is nothing else.’”

Christie’s case might as well be a flashing alarm; he told the Financial Times, “Trump wants to be Putin in America.”

Costa asked, “Are you saying you believe Trump wants to be a dictator?”

“I don’t think he’d have any objection to it if we were willing to give it to him,” he replied.

“That’s serious stuff.”

“Do you come to any different conclusion than that?”

“So, you think he’s a danger to democracy?”

Christie said, “I don’t think he cares. And the proof of that are his own words, when he said, ’It’s okay to suspend the laws and suspend the Constitution.’ Preserve, protect and defend the Constitution is what the president takes an oath to do. And he said, ’It’s okay to suspend it.’ These are his own words.”

Trump, “If you come after me, I’m coming after you!”, waddles ten feet and starts wheezing.

Fresh Fish is the term for new prisoners. “Fish Line” is a line of new inmates entering jail or prison. Rudy’s green clouds are flatulence. Flies are poetic license.

More like ’Lie and Odor" candidate……

I just had to come back here after reading MR. trump’s latest……..

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-freaks-over-pelosis-sad-161511234.html

How can any person want this ….. to be in charge of our country. Someone should muzzle him!!!!!!!

Bill Barr says he’s willing to testify against Trump at Jan. 6 trial

More like ‘above the law and purveyor of disorder when it suits his ego ’person’. Hard to accept this guy became POTUS!

If he gets convicted, it will be because he doesn’t know how to keep his lying mouth shut; so, someone will epstine him because he can ever shut his mouth.

On the right,Boris Badenov