B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 11, 2023

How many nuns could Chuck nunchuck if Chuck could nunchuck a nun?

hence, self-attack was invented.

Shad Brooks would strongly agree with the outcome.

Self defence: defence against one-self.

Hand him a Light Sabre next , Uh sorry wrong Universe!

Nice view you two will be getting…..

Bruce Lee he’s not.

It was a SKO (Self Knock-Out).

A nasty trick.

That’s why they invented rubbachukkas

Self inflicted num-chuks.

so he turned out to be a nun-chucklehead?

and he lost. :}

I’ve still got a set of nunchucks from my days of studying martial arts. You can knock yourself silly with the things if you try to emulate Bruce Lee without lots and lots of practice. Yes, I learned the hard way…

Is that what they mean about being your own worst enemy?

Another self-defeating activity.

Always thought that was NUMBchucks – Chuck being anyone who would just pick them up and try to swing them.

Interesting thing about Bruce Lee and Nunchucks was that one of the rumors surrounding his sudden death was that the problem in his head that killed him was him bopping himself while practicing with his Nunchucks…

I don’t think medical insurance covers nunchuck damage. Gimme a good baseball bat and I’m good to go.

And so came about Nerf®chucks.

One of my stepsons had a set of those and whacked himself in the head. Didn’t teach him anything.

Them suckers is vicious.

My brother learned how to use nunchucks pretty well. He started out wearing a football helmet with a really good face guard. Worked pretty good.

Thank goodness, my lawyer to be, granddaughter never got to those in Taekwondo. She did silently walk down the hall and scared the hell out of me with one of their screams. A couple decades later, graduated Cuma Sum Laude UW-Madison. Her sister and three cousins are all college graduates, two heading for their doctorates.

And that …… People ……. is what “NOT” to do …… class dismissed …… :)

So dated! The nunchucks fad died sometime in the 1890’s…

And that was the start of “Hong Kong Phooey” !

I have a fond memory of college dorm life wherein one could hear a fellow flailing his nunchucks in the hallway until one heard definite contact with a hard object. We’d look out our doors to find the poor shlub on the floor, having knocked himself out with said nunchucks. Probably a good shot to the forehead, and blammo, down goes the shlub.

Better to try a less demanding weapon like a bo staff or a manriki-gusari..

nunchucks?

He tried to move like Bruce Lee. In a way he did. A totally successful attack; on himself.

I bet he did it repeatedly, too.

“Who beat him?”

Darwin.

Try paddle ball first!

A great gift for joe b.