Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 19, 2023

It’s more environmentally friendly.

uh time wasn’t invented yet then

That even shocked Ralph.

Yes, but is that Eden Standard Time, or Paradise Standard Time?

Those early series were rotten to the core.

And me thought he is uses his sundial below.

Did the apple watch? Maybe that’s why it turned red…

Love the snake’s bored expression.

who gets to take the bite out of the Apple? (and finds half a worm)

Looking at the armpit hairs, I hope deodorant was invented early.

Nothing made by “apple” in our house since AppleTV usurped a sixth game of my baseball team this season.

Once again I almost spit my coffee out! LMAO

Wait til Eve gets a load of that apple!

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Ugh. A wormy apple watch.

Adam had a belly button?

I wish mine would say “Yo! It’s 6 o’clock!” I guess it might help if it was an Apple Watch instead of a knockoff. I think it says “Frapple” or sump’n on the back. Look, a Saber-toothed squirrel! One of Ralph’s earliest ancestors.

He stopped eating figs right after he started wearing their leaves.

Also has GPS … Garden Positioning System …!

( In a garden da vida )

Just don’t BITE ME. He’s watching. And who wants to work for a living.

Must be a Terry Ratchet version of Genesis.

Heh. I snorted.

Now, if Eve shows up with 2 from the competition, he can look at her and say: “WOW, what a…pear (I’ll escort myself out, thank you.)!”