Bob Gorrell for July 19, 2023

This is boring, Bore-all.

P-R-O-O-F bob, watch’a got? I’m a lefty for sure but I don’t take anything at face value, and neither should you.

This is too good of a stunt not to do some bragging. The perp will be caught after some leaks.

What happen to the Reagan’s war on drugs didn’t he eliminate them with just say no?

If you want to get down, down on the ground, cocaine (J. J. Cale)

“Cover up”

Sure believe what you want misguided as it may be

Gorrell finds another ‘issue’ to weaponize and LIE about.

This is moronic.

MAGA-types like to live in a fact-free world.

Christoper Wray assigned Hellen Keller to investigate this crime. When you ask about the investigation a year from now, White House spokesperson JKP will say…“I’ve been very clear about this. We don’t want to get ahead of the FBI’s investigation and out of respect for the rule of law, we can’t say anything more”.

This cartoon is a crock of crap.

Still spreading conspiracy theories which have no proof.

Yes, it’s a coverup…of the fact that no one knows who left the cocaine and why. What an inane cartoon! Drumpf’s must have afflatus to know who left it…not!

Yawn.

It was .007 oz for a size comparison take out sugar packets are .10 oz.

Meanwhile, Texas Governor Greg Abbott’s security officers were being ordered to push small children and nursing babies back into the Rio Grande.

Choices, choices.

Behind Door #1 — 80-year-old, but in good shape, not overweight, rides bicycles and runs, and has decades of experience in domestic and international affairs, empathetic, compassionate, competent, despite a razor-thin majority cobbled together bipartisan majorities to enact infrastructure (whereas his predecessor had repeated “infrastructure” weeks but never actually passed anything), end the pandemic that his predecessor allowed to get out of control, restore relations with NATO and other allies that his predecessor had decimated and restore economic stability, open up a bottlenecked supply chain his predecessor had destroyed and reduce inflation that had exploded out of control, and reverse the record unemployment he inherited to record lows while adding more new jobs than any previous president. Stable administration with little turnover. Mentally sharp — can speak extemporaneously on any issue despite lifetime speech impediment.

Behind Door #2 — 77-year-old, obese, bloated, cholesterol-laden out-of-shape old man who can barely hobble down a ramp aided by military escorts, with multiple state and federal felony indictments and more to come, who attempted a coup, wants to be a dictator, is corrupt on multiple levels, and broke every campaign promise he ever made. Promised to eliminate the national debt; instead blew up the budget with record deficits and record increases in the national debt. Promised better health care and full prescription drug coverage for less; delivered neither. Promised to build a wall along the entire southern border and force Mexico to pay for it; no wall (repaired a few miles of existing wall) and Mexico never paid for anything. Promised he would be too busy to take any time off; record vacations and golf days. Promised he would release his tax returns and then refused to do so even under subpoena. Promised to reduce trade deficit with China; left it at record highs.

Covfefe. Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.

It’s funny how Gorrell completely ignored the biggest headline from yesterday about Trump’s pending indictment for attempting to steal the 2020 election and instigating an insurrection.

Conspiracies hard to find today? Bob, you could always do a cartoon about the former party leader who is about to go from 72 felony indictments to 137!

Give it up, Gorrell. Old news.

Once again, anti-American Gorrell attacking the institutions of our government.

Gorrell is correct again!

Time to get TV’s CSI on the case.

The poor blame casting right wingers.

Remember when the Secret Service illegally dumped all of their text messages right after Trump’s terrorists attacked our Capital?

Be a cover up the instant it is determined a republican put it there

What exactly are they covering up?

Don’t forget the erased text messages from Jan. 5th and 6th.

A history lesson on how does one deal with GQP prevarications and performative outrage:

https://www.google.com/search?channel=fenc&client=firefox-b-1-d&q=fdr+dog+fala+speech#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:6013b4a5,vid:3NnS9874GB4

What’s the real reason Giuliani, oops, Gorrell is promoting this lie?

The republican attacks against Hunter Biden are a witch hunt.

Ironic coming from someone whose party openly supports the installation of a fascist, tyrannical, white male supremacist government. Oppression and tyranny loom on the horizon. Maybe you should do a cartoon on that, although that would require opening a book, reading it, and learning how society is structured, how it functions, and how reality actually works. Once you embrace reality you will see that the vast majority of the people in this country do not support the racist and fascist ideologies of the Republican Party.

Here’s my not so wild conspiracy theory: The cocaine (conveniently cleaned of fingerprints) was planted by a RWNJ.

Just drop it Mr. Gorrell. There is absolutely no evidence about who left the cocaine. Innuendo is a waste of time. I think it was snuck in to the WH by Donnie, Jr. Just as much evidence for Donnie as for anyone else.

It’s clear by the level of outrage by the RWNJ multiverse that the cocaine was planted by a dirty tricks operative.

4.5/60

same fbi guy as

https://www.gocomics.com/bobgorrell/2023/06/21

https://www.gocomics.com/bobgorrell/2018/10/03

https://www.gocomics.com/bobgorrell/2022/08/10

https://www.gocomics.com/bobgorrell/2019/12/10

pasted on top of this suit holding a piece of paper

https://www.gocomics.com/bobgorrell/2023/01/23

Bob Gorrell planted a quantity of cocaine on the floor in the White House so that he and others could level unsubstantiated charges of criminal conduct against everyone not a RWNJ MAGA True Believer™.

I know this is true. I don’t need no stinkin’ evidence.

I don’t think family have to put their possessions in the lockers. So another claim up don jrs nose.

WHAT? You liked the SS when they wiped all their phones on Jan 7. What happened?

None of the Bidens were in the White House at the time of the “baggie drop”. Anyone with any sense knows that a tiny baggie can be hidden behind a cell phone (demonstrated by Ana Navarro on the View) or some other small object.

Now let’s talk about pallets of boxes of classified and top secret documents Trump took, lied about and we still don’t know what else he has. And Israel said Trump has stolen artifacts they loaned to the White House in 2019.

Let’s talk about $2 BILLION from the Saudis to Jared.

To be fair to the SS, their primary job is to protect and defend the President and members of the First Family. They are not primarily an investigative agency. That said, reports from a very reliable source says the SS have identified the owner of that cocaine and it belongs to one if the protectees. Given the nature of the SS I can understand why they would identify the owner of the coke as they believe it would make their jobs more difficult and further endanger the First Family.

Yes, they found cocaine in an area frequented by tourists. But it couldn’t POSSIBLY have been dropped by a tourist.

What cover up? There is no cover up. There’s just lying about a cover up.

Yeah, Mr. Gorrell. YOU ought to tell us the “facts” as YOU see them.

We investigated ourselves and found no problems.

Left over from Nixon era called dirty tricks remember Watergate?

Another bullsh*t cartoon.

It was Don Trump Jr’s.

Repub toonists are running out of material. So sad!

Are we talking about the same Secret Service who conveniently deleted all their texts from January 6th?

You got nothing, right?