Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 26, 2023

That one can only fable

Comma ands.

Turn it over. Maybe there’s some space on the other side.

I think Microsoft may have stopped supporting that version.

Ralph is correct!

Take 2 tablets and call me in the morning.

Hmmm, so that’s what the original iPad looks like.

he needs to back that thing up.

He used to have three of them, according to Mel.

Time to move up to an Etch-A-Sketch.

(squinting)

XI: Take It Easy

XII: Have Fun

He was left stone cold with out updates.

Moses, you need an upgrade.

control-alt-delete

I’ve never gotten a battery to last that long.

Yeah, buddy! From your mouth to God’s ear…

Perhaps it’s not that tablet that needs ‘updating’

According to History of the World, Pt.1, there were originally 15 Commandments. Became 10 when Moses was held up by a crook and dropped one of the tablets.

Yes, like Constitutional Amendments, as we call it. For example, when the dew point is above 55°, I use my right to bare arms.

GET WITH THE TIMES, OLD MAN

The OG OS may not like it. (There’s that lightning thing.)

Roman numeral 1 should read “Thou shalt read the following completely” … number 12 should read :

“Thou shalt Fuhgeddaboudit” …!

Unless it’s an android. Then don’t bother.

The tablet is still running Windows 8.1. It needs an upgrade to Windows 10 or, preferably, Windows 11.