No, really, I forgot to adjust for the windage on the beam of light. In a corridor. At close range. Or, maybe the power pack was low. Anyway, next time all thirty of us will do much better.
I would have made a good stormtrooper. With small arms, I couldn’t hit any side of a barn even if I were shooting from inside the barn.
Give me an airplane traveling at hundreds of miles per hour and aiming at a target a quarter of a mile away and I’ll get withing 10 meters of the target. Give me a handgun at 10 paces and I get the same result.
Actually, the Stormtroopers normally have superior aim, but the reason they were never able to hit any of the main good-guy characters is because those guys were protected by the Force which would always deflect the laser blasts.
This one took me awhile. The other thing actors constantly do on any crime drama is yell at some guy to stop, they are the police, from yards away. Then they have to run after him. I know this is necessary for plot, but if they just got closer, they’d save all that running. LOL
Ratkin 10 months ago
It’s all a big mistake.
TStyle78 10 months ago
Anyone see the Family Guy episodes about them?
Superfrog 10 months ago
Those are his favourite hits.
Imagine 10 months ago
Something’s missing.
Sue Ellen 10 months ago
♬I Still Miss Someone♬
BigBoy 10 months ago
Their targeting app was hacked by Jedi
dcraig Premium Member 10 months ago
“You let me go”
jasonsnakelover 10 months ago
You need to watch where you aim.
ACK! Premium Member 10 months ago
From that font size, his eyesight might explain his marksmanship.
varesenicola 10 months ago
I can t fet it…any help? Tks!
Nuke Road Warrior 10 months ago
“Only Imperial Stormtroopers Are So Precise” NOT.
goboboyd 10 months ago
No, really, I forgot to adjust for the windage on the beam of light. In a corridor. At close range. Or, maybe the power pack was low. Anyway, next time all thirty of us will do much better.
dflak 10 months ago
“These blast points are too precise to be sand people.”
dflak 10 months ago
I would have made a good stormtrooper. With small arms, I couldn’t hit any side of a barn even if I were shooting from inside the barn.
Give me an airplane traveling at hundreds of miles per hour and aiming at a target a quarter of a mile away and I’ll get withing 10 meters of the target. Give me a handgun at 10 paces and I get the same result.
Captain Bars 10 months ago
Actually, the Stormtroopers normally have superior aim, but the reason they were never able to hit any of the main good-guy characters is because those guys were protected by the Force which would always deflect the laser blasts.
wongo 10 months ago
Now your just “missing” with me!
ladykat 10 months ago
Those stormtroopers were never taught to shoot accurately.
ꜝ 10 months ago
the stormtroopers were all Mr Magoo clones
Cerabooge 10 months ago
Stormtrooper dullshooters.
KEA 10 months ago
…and the other thing; their armor seems to be useless
Shikamoo Premium Member 10 months ago
They are missing out in life.
Katzi428 10 months ago
You forgot "Miss You Like Crazy "
ꜝ 10 months ago
Mississippi
T... 10 months ago
He missed, mist is not fog…
Eli zabelle 10 months ago
You forgot I’m gonna miss you by Mili Vanili
gopher gofer 10 months ago
his list is kinda hit or miss…
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
If I was ever to face a firing squad, I’d want these guys…
Mary Sullivan Premium Member 10 months ago
This one took me awhile. The other thing actors constantly do on any crime drama is yell at some guy to stop, they are the police, from yards away. Then they have to run after him. I know this is necessary for plot, but if they just got closer, they’d save all that running. LOL
Bryan Smith Premium Member 10 months ago
How about Miss You Much by Janet Jackson?