Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 09, 2023

uh it’s a shortage of height, I’m afraid.

She got the rest right.

Andy’s inability to handle his ale is the key to his predicament.

Just leave him there to rot, Flo!!

I realize that you’re barred from posting, rjm and the Two Eldos. But I hope at least you can see my message: Shabbat shalom.

Needs a longer key.

Fortunate that a replacement key need not be made.

That is the key to the comedy.

Andy Must be talking to Clare – voy- ant.

Looks more like a back-door key.

Help! I’ve fallen down and I can’t reach my drink!

Only partly correct, Flo.

It’s not easy having a good time.

When Andy gets really sloshed he loses all sense of coordination!

Andy’s life has a lot of ups and downs, mostly downs.

“Open the door, honey. I’ve come crawling back to you!”

Just drop off the key, Lee, and set yourself free.

Keep the door locked and leave him out there.

It’s hard to reach from the prone position.

Sleep on the step. Key will be longer come morning.

Flo needs to stop larkin’ about and throw that “flippin’ key’ole” down to Andy’s level.

Referencing one of my all time favourite strips by Smythe.

xxx

Looks like Flo’s recited his daily itinerary!

Andy needs a double drying out tonight.

Flo knows Andy all too well.