Here’s the link to the original, published art that inspired today’s Last Kiss comic. Plus some funny riffs on the dialogue by Last Kiss fan “Fine Jams.”
Fortunately, replacements are readily available at “TheMightyRiver.com” and they deliver right to your door, er…beach. Try the “Bee’s Knees” model for a buzzing good time. (Some assembly reguired)
And as her plastic body transformed into his dreams of a giant flesh colored toasted marshmallow he soon to his horror discovered why Americans should learn how to convert temperatures in Calvin back into Fahrenheit (Ooo! That is not gonna buff right out. But he will still try every once in a while for the rest of his miserable life)
Too close to the fire and her knees melt? I should be so lucky, my dates just expand until they pop! (And the inner tube repair kits are starting to cost me a fortune.)
This is not funny. The poor guy is suffering from a real psychological disorder called Agalmatophilia. It is also inaccurate since the guy would now have a blow up doll instead of a mannequin.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
Here’s the link to the original, published art that inspired today’s Last Kiss comic. Plus some funny riffs on the dialogue by Last Kiss fan “Fine Jams.”
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/starry-starry-night/#comments
C 11 months ago
I wondered why she was so quiet and pleasant to be around
sevaar777 11 months ago
Finally, a no-drama date, (except for the fire extinguisher).
ahnk_2000 11 months ago
Did swimsuits really have belts? Did they also have the expanding waist?
scote1379 Premium Member 11 months ago
Dude ! I think that Voids the Lease agreement ?
nosirrom 11 months ago
And he wanted to make her heart melt.
Dobby53 Premium Member 11 months ago
Fortunately, replacements are readily available at “TheMightyRiver.com” and they deliver right to your door, er…beach. Try the “Bee’s Knees” model for a buzzing good time. (Some assembly reguired)
fusilier 11 months ago
VERY well done, Mr. Lustig, very well done!
fusilier
James 2:24
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
That’s one desperate guy…..LOL
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
This reminds me of that old Bob Seger song: The Fire Down Below
WickWire64 11 months ago
And as her plastic body transformed into his dreams of a giant flesh colored toasted marshmallow he soon to his horror discovered why Americans should learn how to convert temperatures in Calvin back into Fahrenheit (Ooo! That is not gonna buff right out. But he will still try every once in a while for the rest of his miserable life)
mokspr Premium Member 11 months ago
Too close to the fire and her knees melt? I should be so lucky, my dates just expand until they pop! (And the inner tube repair kits are starting to cost me a fortune.)
Calvins Brother 11 months ago
Is that a Cherry 2000? Way to go, dude!
Another Take 11 months ago
GAL: Hmmm… I wonder why I’m hungry for roasted nuts all of a sudden?
GUY: I’ve finally found a girl who doesn’t care that I’m missing a nipple and who doesn’t mind my swimsuit with one fishnet stocking sewn in!
JediSQL Premium Member 11 months ago
Have you been watching Umbrella Academy?
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 11 months ago
An upgrade is called for. A mannequin has her pride, after all.
Indianapolis Smith 11 months ago
You know what they say: Once you’ve gone mannequin, you’ll never, umm, always….
Never mind.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 11 months ago
The whole idea is scary…..
pnl2077 11 months ago
Vincent (Starry, Starry Night) Don McLean
alexius23 11 months ago
Time to rewatch the film Mannequin
MartinPerry1 11 months ago
This is not funny. The poor guy is suffering from a real psychological disorder called Agalmatophilia. It is also inaccurate since the guy would now have a blow up doll instead of a mannequin.
cleokaya 11 months ago
Mannequin = not a word of sass or refusal of advances. Mannequin means no real chance for advances.
jrankin1959 11 months ago
They never tell you about that in the ads…