It seems to be taking Bleeb a while to get back into the swing of things after his week’s vacation. Yesterday he was on a window sill. Today “posing as a posie” (as blunebottle aptly put it) up on a table. Dude, the observational possibilities are much better from a lower perspective.
Finally, a garden store that caters to me. I have The Black Thumb of Death. Le Pouce Noir de Mort if you are feeling a little Gallic.
We have a curious sales subset at our place. A plant that does poorly in an enriched bed, so we dig it out and throw it in the compost heap. The next summer there is a gloriously healthy plant right in the middle of the onion skins and egg shells. : /
Take them home, repot immediately and give them a gallon of water, twice a day. That should kill them very quickly. Basically that is what many people seem to do.
I quite giving my wife flowers years ago. Flowers are just dead plants that haven’t wilted yet. I have long subscribed to the above theory and give her plants. That way she can enjoy the process of killing it herself.
I won’t spend a lot on plants because, even with tender loving care, sometimes they just don’t make it. Where we live, our local Lowe’s has a plant sale rack. Most are 50% off or more, and are in various stages of life. I love to get the ones that look like they’re on their last legs and then rehabilitate them. The straggly Verbena I got a few months ago, is growing like crazy, and has lots of pretty white flowers. If you want a plant that’s practically indestructible, try a red yucca. It grows quickly, puts out flowering stem in early spring, and can withstand very high heat as well as freezing temperatures.
What’s funny is that some of the longest-lived plants I’ve had were the cheapest, or that I got free by asking for overgrowths that I rooted and planted, or that people were throwing out.
allen@home 11 months ago
Might as well go with the cheapest.
ronaldspence 11 months ago
finally, truth in advertising!
suv2000 11 months ago
Plastic plants that live forever priceless
AllishaDawn 11 months ago
What about plants that will kill you?
jasonsnakelover 11 months ago
One time I was six weeks old. One time I had $21.
blunebottle 11 months ago
Bleeb is posing as a posie.
ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago
The ‘New Progressive Gardening’.
Aficionado 11 months ago
It seems to be taking Bleeb a while to get back into the swing of things after his week’s vacation. Yesterday he was on a window sill. Today “posing as a posie” (as blunebottle aptly put it) up on a table. Dude, the observational possibilities are much better from a lower perspective.
Dobie Premium Member 11 months ago
The flowers on the table are called Dumpster Flowers. They are the ones that die on the way home… and go straight from the car to the trash.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 11 months ago
I’ve had my geranium with clusters of bright red “rosettes” for over 20 years now. It has hundreds of offspring around the area now too.
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johnjoyce 11 months ago
Finally, a garden store that caters to me. I have The Black Thumb of Death. Le Pouce Noir de Mort if you are feeling a little Gallic.
We have a curious sales subset at our place. A plant that does poorly in an enriched bed, so we dig it out and throw it in the compost heap. The next summer there is a gloriously healthy plant right in the middle of the onion skins and egg shells. : /
jbduncan 11 months ago
Very artistic depiction of flowers!
Doug K 11 months ago
Do they come with a guarantee or a Certificate of Blame?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago
I’ll take the aloe vera plant. Maybe it will heal itself?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 11 months ago
Take them home, repot immediately and give them a gallon of water, twice a day. That should kill them very quickly. Basically that is what many people seem to do.
paranormal 11 months ago
Any plant I buy from K….r doesn’t live long…
Daltongang Premium Member 11 months ago
I quite giving my wife flowers years ago. Flowers are just dead plants that haven’t wilted yet. I have long subscribed to the above theory and give her plants. That way she can enjoy the process of killing it herself.
mpolo11 Premium Member 11 months ago
I want one for 52 weeks.
syzygy47 11 months ago
It took me a bit longer to unintentionally kill a cactus.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
Can I get something for free if it is already dead?
ars731 11 months ago
Thats why I buy succulents. Easy to take care of
Spence12 Premium Member 11 months ago
If they’re for indoors, buy some at Hobby Lobby.
cuzinron47 11 months ago
I figure I might as well get pre-killed plants.
T... 11 months ago
That’s an interesting way of looking at plants, John, better than buying/giving plant corpses…
geese28 11 months ago
That’s kinda watering it down to say the least
Lola85 Premium Member 11 months ago
I won’t spend a lot on plants because, even with tender loving care, sometimes they just don’t make it. Where we live, our local Lowe’s has a plant sale rack. Most are 50% off or more, and are in various stages of life. I love to get the ones that look like they’re on their last legs and then rehabilitate them. The straggly Verbena I got a few months ago, is growing like crazy, and has lots of pretty white flowers. If you want a plant that’s practically indestructible, try a red yucca. It grows quickly, puts out flowering stem in early spring, and can withstand very high heat as well as freezing temperatures.
ComicGent 11 months ago
John McPherson draws an accurate picture of my everlovin’ OH. “Your Mission – if you choose to accept it – to keep the plant nurseries in business”.
Angry Indeed 11 months ago
I think this is where my wife used to get her plants because after a while they would die. All this time we thought she had a “brown thumb”!
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 11 months ago
The last one is the best buy. It’s only $4 a week.
DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago
What’s funny is that some of the longest-lived plants I’ve had were the cheapest, or that I got free by asking for overgrowths that I rooted and planted, or that people were throwing out.
Daniel White Premium Member 11 months ago
Recycled from 12-1-2020