Wanda, this is a perfect time to explain to Zoe what all she will have to do, including growing older, to become a certified life guard.
I was a life guard in my teens, but back then you had to be a proficient swimmer, take and pass both Jr. and Sr. Life Guard training classes to guard at a pool. Now there is so much more to the process, with extensive First Aid training, CPR/AED training. Many kids today just don’t want to go through all the training for what is still a relatively low paying job. In this area it is $10.00 an hour.
It’s one of the reasons that in this area, public pools are closing and being replaced by Splash Pads. We used to have 30 public pools in our city, now we have 3. The city struggles every year to find enough certified lifeguards to keep the pools open.
Back when I managed pools, I wanted to give my Lifeguards tasers. Very useful tools. The kids would be incentivized to police each other. Even more importantly, though, when it’s time to close the pool you just give them a count down.
allen@home 12 months ago
Good call Wanda. Zoe is annoying enough she doesn’t need weapons.
cmxx 12 months ago
How is it that right now is the first time I realized what Zoe’s preferred job category will surely be?
jasonsnakelover 12 months ago
She can’t do any harm if you give her a whistle.
Uncle Kenny 12 months ago
I’ve been a lifeguard. A whistle is required. Sorry, no taser allowed.
9thCapricorn 12 months ago
is she even old enough?
gbars70 12 months ago
A whip would be nice…
Sue Ellen 12 months ago
Instead of rescuing drowning swimmers, she’d be reprimanding them for letting themselves get into danger.
iggyman 12 months ago
Zoe with a Taser? Shudder!
KageKat 12 months ago
A taser near a pool? Seems like even more of a bad idea than a taser alone!
ctolson 12 months ago
If Zoe acts as the lifeguard for “our/their”pool, that means she can’t swim and Hammie can fart all he wants.
brick10 12 months ago
Put Zoe to work blowing up the pool. She is full of wind.
Gandalf 12 months ago
No…, And not on your life!
Alverant 12 months ago
Let her have the taser. That way she can have a lesson in how water conducts electricity. It would be educational.
Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago
Wanda, this is a perfect time to explain to Zoe what all she will have to do, including growing older, to become a certified life guard.
I was a life guard in my teens, but back then you had to be a proficient swimmer, take and pass both Jr. and Sr. Life Guard training classes to guard at a pool. Now there is so much more to the process, with extensive First Aid training, CPR/AED training. Many kids today just don’t want to go through all the training for what is still a relatively low paying job. In this area it is $10.00 an hour.
It’s one of the reasons that in this area, public pools are closing and being replaced by Splash Pads. We used to have 30 public pools in our city, now we have 3. The city struggles every year to find enough certified lifeguards to keep the pools open.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 12 months ago
This might not go swimmingly.
ladykat 12 months ago
No tasers for you, dear, you’d have too much fun using them.
Zen-of-Zinfandel 12 months ago
Zoe needs to work on her water stamina.
ElwoodP 12 months ago
Kids with whistles…See Roughing It where Mark Twain describes an exchange between Brigham Young and a salesman.
oish 12 months ago
Tasers incapacitate, Cattle Prods on the other hand only agitate. A good chain gang boss should know better.
Jerry in Chelsea 12 months ago
As far as I can remember, this is the first strip in which they have a pool on their property.
lynchj610 12 months ago
My brother is also a lifeguard.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 12 months ago
The taser was a bridge too far, kiddo.
Aladar30 Premium Member 12 months ago
That’s a scary image.
wildlandwaters 12 months ago
…killjoy
198.23.5.11 12 months ago
TEST OF A LIFEGUARD——when somebody says “Let’s make bubbles”
HisTyness 12 months ago
Back when I managed pools, I wanted to give my Lifeguards tasers. Very useful tools. The kids would be incentivized to police each other. Even more importantly, though, when it’s time to close the pool you just give them a count down.
My other idea was paintball guns…
THEBIGGESTBEAN 12 months ago
Throws the the taser in the pool.
ToneeRhianRose 11 months ago
Haha! XD