Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 09, 2023

Got to see the born on date.

5 hours and 5 seconds is this toon. Try the counter for a refund of 1 hour 1 second.

I hear ya kid, now scoot on over to the strip Henry, and shut up.

another dissatisfied customer!

…Aaaack!…

…Rats…

…Good Grief…

…D’oh!…

…Rut Row…

…Aarrgghh!…

…Ha-Ha! …

…Suffering succotash!…

…well, blow me down!…

…must be the wrong hat…

…An object in motion tends to remain in motion along a straight line unless acted upon by an outside force…

I’m still waiting. Took me years to score a mention in The New Adventures of Queen Victoria.

It’s that six seconds she’s really worried about.

Not how it works. You are now standing in the line to get back the time you spent waiting in line to join the line, and joining the line to be reimbursed for the time you spent standing in line and being at the head of the line. You could just give it up as a bad job and time wasted, but then you would lose your place in line. So far, nobody has ever done that.

Don’t complain. That’s a small price to pay for immortality.

Twenty four hours, maybe sixty good years

It’s still not that long a stay

We feel your pain kid! Keep it up and you’ll grow up to be a professional placekeeper and get paid to stand in line for someone more important.

Seriously?

I stood in line for 4 hours, & 37 seconds, carrying 3 heavy books, for Ann Rice to sign. ☺️

Among the crowd were mostly younger people, dressed in Goth, black clothes, lipstick, etc.

That was the only and last time I waited in line for anyone!

What does FA pay the models?

I waited until I got to the front and …

“The sign said,

“You’ve got to have a membership card

To get inside"

“Uh”

( “Five Man Electrical Band” )

That’s nothing. I’ve waited in lame all my life, and what has it gotten me?

Like it or not, you have now been immortalized in Froglandia!

Another Know Skips, Know Peace person.

Don’t you want the rest of your 15 minutes of fame?

Selfish little Limey! Green with envy?

Grant us the six seconds of your precious presence, brightening our computer screens!

Meanwhile, negotiate politely with the busy Creator for your “six hours waiting in line” (or online?) to appear in this episode of Frog Applause. And bear in mind that actually you appear three times; so maybe you are if anything only owed two hours time back (six hours divided by three appearances).

FA drives a hard if lame bargain!

…I used to wait in line this long for Cleveland Browns playoff tickets…

…back when they may not have been the best team…

…but they sure were the most exciting…

…and for concert tickets…

…I’m talking to you, Lynyrd Skynyrd…

… but, now, the Browns consistently vacuum…

…(yeah, yeah, wait ‘til next year, I know)…

…and concert tickets can be easily purchased on line…

…if you have a $1,000.⁰⁰ a piece to see Bruce Springsteen or Taylor Swift…

…(whomever he is)…

…

…and all you have to do is two three hour tours to be in Frog Applause?!?…

…and don’t eat at Joe’s…

…and don’t get a cup of Joe at Joe’s…

…trust me…

…you’ll regret it…

How Many licks does it take to get to the tootsies roll in a tootsies pop. Under or over 6 hours and 7 seconds? Win a farm tractor if correct.

Green room green couch.

Green frog green lilly pad.

You know what they say, six seconds on the lips, forever on your hips.

Day 2. You still persist, bold and brash. I am green (too) with envy….