One day my husband came in from the yard saying “There’s a bad butterfly outside!” Naturally I laughed, but he got me to come outside, and there was indeed a large white butterfly that kept dive-bombing his head. We never found out why – he doesn’t use aftershave or cologne, not a fan of fake smells, and I don’t know what else besides a scent would enrage a butterfly!
I was sitting outside reading and a butterfly landed on the bricks next to me. It kept probing the crack with its tongue (searching for water maybe). So I got my fingers damp and presented them to the butterfly. Butterfly had about 4-5 licks of water off my fingers. It was so gneato!
JudasPeckerwood 12 months ago
The real pros do locusts.
mccollunsky 12 months ago
Up next, moths maul!
ekke 12 months ago
Given the butterfly effect, Alice can be a global disaster!
Cpeckbourlioux 12 months ago
Dumb buckethead.
gbars70 12 months ago
Kevin! They just assume you’re a patch of daisies; Jack Nicklaus had the same problem!
fritzoid Premium Member 12 months ago
See, Kevin? This is why nobody likes you.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 12 months ago
‘Butterflies ATTACK’, great movie title!
A.Ficionada 12 months ago
Right hands or wrong hands, Alice?
brick10 12 months ago
Kenny forgot Rule #1! When you see a big pot of crazy, it’s best not to stir.
Sunzoomspark 12 months ago
One day my husband came in from the yard saying “There’s a bad butterfly outside!” Naturally I laughed, but he got me to come outside, and there was indeed a large white butterfly that kept dive-bombing his head. We never found out why – he doesn’t use aftershave or cologne, not a fan of fake smells, and I don’t know what else besides a scent would enrage a butterfly!
6turtle9 12 months ago
When even butterfly’s find you annoying, it’s time to reevaluate your bucket head life.
crazeekatlady 12 months ago
I was sitting outside reading and a butterfly landed on the bricks next to me. It kept probing the crack with its tongue (searching for water maybe). So I got my fingers damp and presented them to the butterfly. Butterfly had about 4-5 licks of water off my fingers. It was so gneato!
Sisyphos 12 months ago
Run, Kevin! Even with your buckethead, you should be able to outrun those swarming aggressive butterflies that Alice controls! Run all the way home!
WCraft Premium Member 12 months ago
I guess there are worse ways to die…
einarbt 11 months ago
Right hands?