The valuable book the stormtrooper wanted is a dictionary??? Haven’t they ever heard of Google?
He’s also at a loss for brains.
Stunned, gobsmacked, shocked…um..um…dang it! The b@$#@*d stole my thesaurus too!
… and now I don’t know what else to … to … uh …
Careful with that joke, Sir. It’s an antique.
What a funny joke, I will use it!
To the one who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
GROAN
Cue the snare drum rimshot…Ba Dum Tsh
Groan.
He took my atlas, too. It meant the world to me.
“He took my book on how to deal with grief. I’m inconsolable…”
“And my book on how to use more of your brain… It’s inconceivable…”
“And worst of all, he took my book on the Art of Alberto Vargas! This is a total bust!”
Seriously? Wasting mass on a spaceship with paper books? Are their movies also on 16mm film?
Thanks, Mr. Rickard, for my first “Ooooghf!” in several days.
Ouch!
ba dum tss
Being stuck without a dictionary is… I know there’s a word for it but I just can’t think of it.
Hmm..a joke Pastis prime….
Oh, oh, that hit me way harder than it should have, LOL.
Bilan about 1 year ago
The valuable book the stormtrooper wanted is a dictionary??? Haven’t they ever heard of Google?
jasonsnakelover about 1 year ago
He’s also at a loss for brains.
mokspr Premium Member about 1 year ago
Stunned, gobsmacked, shocked…um..um…dang it! The b@$#@*d stole my thesaurus too!
Doug K about 1 year ago
… and now I don’t know what else to … to … uh …
decalwrites about 1 year ago
Careful with that joke, Sir. It’s an antique.
freewaydog about 1 year ago
What a funny joke, I will use it!
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago
To the one who stole my Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
blackman2732 about 1 year ago
GROAN
My First Premium Member about 1 year ago
Cue the snare drum rimshot…Ba Dum Tsh
anamchara42 about 1 year ago
Groan.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 year ago
He took my atlas, too. It meant the world to me.
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
“He took my book on how to deal with grief. I’m inconsolable…”
“And my book on how to use more of your brain… It’s inconceivable…”
“And worst of all, he took my book on the Art of Alberto Vargas! This is a total bust!”
Ken Otwell about 1 year ago
Seriously? Wasting mass on a spaceship with paper books? Are their movies also on 16mm film?
The Brooklyn Accent about 1 year ago
Thanks, Mr. Rickard, for my first “Ooooghf!” in several days.
newyorkslim about 1 year ago
Ouch!
oakie817 about 1 year ago
ba dum tss
Ed The Red Premium Member about 1 year ago
Being stuck without a dictionary is… I know there’s a word for it but I just can’t think of it.
stringer831 about 1 year ago
Hmm..a joke Pastis prime….
DaBump Premium Member about 1 year ago
Oh, oh, that hit me way harder than it should have, LOL.