Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 16, 2023

Ow!

Q: How do you get 30 Canadians to leave a barroom/swimming pool?

A: Ask them to leave!

Never argue with a moron.

My Quebec friend is very smart, and he used to be my boss!

This is my favorite of this comic, but I swear I’ve read it before.

Last panel made me laugh.

Yeah Canadians are not obnoxious. they never jail ministers for holding a service. They never mandate a vaccine to have a job or drive your truck. Canadians never fire you for using the wrong pronoun or fine you for the same.

Oh wait. Maybe Canadians ARE obnoxious!

Or Italian…?

Canadians are like The Hulk: You don’t want to get us angry. You wouldn’t like us when we’re angry. The Germans got us angry. Twice. Germans are slow learners, but they haven’t done it since the second time.

How ‘bout Montreal Canadiens?

Another ancient rerun…

The French will always be remembered for June 22 1940.

I know physical geography, political geography, and economic geography – Professor Bucky is now instructing emotional geography.

I admire the French for taking to the streets to protest the raising of their retirement age. We should have done that back in 83 when Reagan raised the full retirement age to 67. Now the Repugnantans would like to raise it to 70! Will anyone protest? Why do the Repugnantans never even mention elimination of the FICA Tax Cap? All they talk about is working longer for less benefits

“Un Canadien errant…”

This reminds me of the time someone told the General that because of so much solar radiation, the American flag that Armstrong planted on the moon has been bleached white. The General replied, “Great. Now it looks like the French were there first.”

Way to go Bucky, you scored the trifecta.

There’s no doubt Bucky’s American…

LOL never met a Canadian I didnt like, either here in the US or in Canada.

Anyone else hear about the movement in Alberta to secede from Canada & try to become the 51st U.S. state …?

So Bucky name some famous Siamese.

What happened to the cat in the cereal box?

Double points!!, (even though I don’t like the inference or insinuation or whatever it is) I had the same explosive “ha!” that happened the last time this one came around.

France surrendered in less than six weeks of the German Invasion. Now look at the Ukraine against the Worst of the Worst.

Howard’sMyHero ; Yeah, for almost the last HUNDRED YEARS !

It’s about time for Satchel to go medieval on the cat.