Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 09, 2023

Snow job

Lady Godiva is bull riding in the buff.

I still want the 10 pm news, so keep going

Snow White is 14

Trying to replace Tucker.

Apparently the moon as listening. It sneaked right down to take a look.

A moonlight serenade….

There used to be Moat Monsters in this strip. So I wouldn’t go swimming in the moat.

Maybe they are being stealthy.

What’s a girl gotta do around here to get some attention?

Show me! Show me!

Snow White? Isn’t she 85 years old by now?

They’re all at the moat.

And you know this how?

Let’s just see what Desantas has to say about that.(Yeah, I spelled it wrong. You can’t be to careful)

And the award for most underappreciated job is…

Maybe if it was 10am and people weren’t asleep.

No one listens but they do hear you!

Oh Great, just one more thing for De Santis to rail against and the Florida Legislature to ban. “Don’t Say Skinny-Dipping.”

You need a better gag writer…

CNN, the Early Years…

No one should listen to fake news anymore…

nobody replied because they were all heading for the moat

If Snow White is as ugly as a crocodile, they won’t bother to look. ;-p

Snow White is lovely, fair and beautiful young maiden, about 20. She will always remain young, as she lives in a fairy tale. She would not go Skinny-Dipping as it would be unseemly for her character. On the other hand Lady Godiva was real from the 11th Century and might be that girl in the moat protesting the high taxes of the King. But nobody was listening.

Some one forgot to turn on the mic. Yip yip yip yip yip