Not bad for a 12 game season.
Do we know anything about Ludwig’s claws, or possibly lack thereof?
It’s not often you see an AA battery used to indicate that something is really heavy.
Your cat isn’t going to be impressed regardless of the accomplishment.
A plane’s landing gear fell hundreds of feet… and dented the ground! Believe it or not!
Wouldn’t it be more surprising if the landing gear didn’t leave an impression? Or if the pilot got a hole-in-one or something?
Or just scoot the table over 3 inches. This one isn’t complicated.
Dieter Mueller saw whiskey bottles fall into a lake. He then dove to the bottom of the lake and discovered… whiskey bottles! Believe it or not!
Ripley’s is getting desperate.
The 1000 rubber band shooter: the next step after the 52 pick up gun.
The special tool is why there are no weeds in the lawn. Oh, wait…
He can probably read cursive, just not when it says things like “empty the trash” and “clean your room.”