F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 11, 2023

AFLAC!

I hope he doesn’t quack up!

He quacked me up!

No, that’s just a base canard

He always gets upset, when he’s chosen in a game of Duck Duck Goose.

Only if he’s mallardjusted to his surroundings.

That sounds kind of Daffy.

oh goodness a duck whisperer!

Any strip with a duck is a gross pun magnet, and I refuse to participate in such doings. Besides, it’s cruel to point out that the duck is so stressed that he’s about to quack.

His mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

And just wait to see what he’s cooking up to deposit on that counter surface.

Boy, you sure your mouth prettier than a 2-dollar hwore

You may be a bird doctor but you sound like a quack.

Waddle those ducks think of next?

As an animal psychologist, I believe he is a quack.

D___ quack, it is. :)