Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 30, 2023

Sexual harassment! Sexual harassment!

A phrase you REALLY don’t want to hear:

“I’m from the government, and I’m here to touch you in an affectionate manner.”

An administrator having a stroke.

Directionallovepat.com/pass.Sunshine moves east to west.

We’re in the cement jungle baby.

This is why you should always find and identify the exits whenever you enter a building or any room in a building.

Bear Paw Pat.

Watch out for those Bureaucratic love pats…or the METOO gang will bring you down faster than you can say METOO!

It’s good when you get a warning. That way you can clear the hell out.

That kid wouldn’t know a bureaucrat if one bit him on The Old Wolf’s asterisk.

Bureaucratic love pats = unintended consequences …!

( chatGPT says so … bwa ha ha haaa )

He should be more zippy.

That’s the excuse all the old touchy-feely perverts use.

Toss all the Short-Eyes in the can and let them rot!

…only if they don’t use grease…

…otherwise it’s a frisk…