Herman by Jim Unger for April 12, 2023

And so I am. We ship our chips wherever you want them sent.

Chips……I once told someone at a party that I was employed in semiconductors. She took it that I worked part time for the railroads.

I have close contacts at the U of Eye.

Close.

He ships chips and sometimes dips along with chips.

I’m a night stocker

Spelling is an important distinction there

Given her face, he might soon be shipping pickles.

I never told you I was interesting – I said I was “into resting”.

Shipping chips (like potato chips) can be a problem if there is a significant difference in altitude because of the differences in air pressure. With less pressure on the outside at a higher altitude, the air inside packages packed a lower altitude will expand and possibly cause bags to pop open.

He must be the Chip Monk.

One of my former coworkers is from Venezuela, It took me a week to understand what she meant by “chipping.”

In my 60-someodd years of work and travels all over the world, I’ve learned to adapt to multiple accents. The toughest to understand was the Aussies, but I’ve not yet been to Scotland.

Fish & Ships.

He’s got a lisp.okay!

he’s shipping chips…say that three times fast

She showed up, so is she into receiving?

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Because of the misunderstanding, she thought he was a wealthy shipping magnate.

When do you get the fish?

So there is a specific department for that? I’d like to complain about the crumbs and crushed up pieces in darn near every bag…