Clay Bennett for March 24, 2023

Butt is way too small; hands are much too large.

My understanding is that his (REALLY base) base will see an indictment as a positive thing. But they’re considerably less than a majority of all voters, even if you slice and dice the electoral college.

If Trumpie the Clown tried to kneel like that at it’s weight something would shatter , tear or pop , result a bad stumble out of the blocks and Splat a wonderful FACEPLANT ….LOL

Run? Yea, run him out of the country,

I think an ankle monitor is a more likely outcome than jail time.

For him, I had George Carlin’s idea of getting the runs every four years. This should be amusing, since I think paint drying would be faster.

Yes, I agree, unfortunately I do think there will be no indictment in this case, not winnable.

Never going to happen. Dems look like fools.

Okay, this is a wonderful strip, Clay.

And insinuating tRump is doing physical activity, it would look like Mr. Jell-O race; whales have less blubber, then again male cows have less bull. I hear the bets are that he craps his pants in less than 50 feet, what do you think?

And when (OK if) he wins in 24 do we go back to the “a sitting president is above the law” BS we got for 4 years?

Spare us all.

Once again….seeing is believing…..so far we ain’t seen nothing YET!

W. H. Y. ?

One ankle monitor? There’s not going to be enough ankle to support all the ankle monitors strapped on by the time all the dust settles from six independent criminal investigations/indictments.

This current “trump is gonna be arrested soon” line was ONLY spread by TFG himself, no other source. Wanna know why???

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ That’s why. It’s another moneymaking grift.

I’ll bet that Phil Knight is really upset that tRump is wearing Adidas.

He’ll trip on his second step.

The jailI I was in had McDonalds for all meals. I’m sure he hopes for that jail. My brief time in the Graybar Motel was enough for me to behave the rest of my life.

Will he be allowed to replace the prison toilet with his gold one? Will the prison have a 9 or 18 hole golf course? Will hamberders be served everyday?

JK. Nothings ever going to happen to Teflon Don.

trump ever gets into that position he will need a couple of strong men to help him back up

Can criminals actually run for public offices?

The Donald thinks it’s a supercharger, but it’s actually a ball-and-chain…

Run? He can barely walk down a ramp!!!

I don’t believe for ONE INSTANT when he said he expects to be arrested! There’s something much more than that! Remember, he’s a master con artist and manipulator!

And NOW the fat CRIMINAL is calling for EVERYONE investigating his MANY CRIMES to be removed from office!!

President Trump on Thursday called for the removal of every law enforcement official currently leading investigations into him.A busy morning on social media for Trump was capped with a post suggesting the leads of four different investigations into his conduct be removed from their post.Trump’s comments follow significant advances in each investigation.

“District Attorney Bragg is a danger to our Country, and should be removed immediately, along with Radical Lunatic Bombthrower Jack Smith, who is harassing and intimidating innocent people at levels not seen before, ‘Get Trump’ Letitia James, the worst Attorney General in the United States, and Atlanta D.A. Fani Willis, who is trying to make PERFECT phone calls into a plot to destroy America, but reigns over the most violent Crime Scene in America, and does nothing about it!” Trump wrote in a post on his social media site.

If hobbled by a ankle monitor, he will have it gilded gold and always on display

Of course, there is always the historical case of Mayor Curley of Boston: "By his fourth mayoral term, numerous investigations had been conducted against Curley’s machine during his time in Congress, and he now faced felony indictments for bribery brought by federal prosecutors. Nonetheless, Curley’s popularity with the Irish American community in Boston remained incredibly high in the face of his indictment. He campaigned on the slogan “Curley Gets Things Done.” A second indictment by a federal grand jury, for mail fraud, did not harm his campaign either, and Curley won the election with 45% of the vote." Corruption and popularity – sound familiar? Oh, and what’s worse, Curley got to come back. “Under pressure from the Massachusetts congressional delegation and in consideration of Curley’s poor health, President Truman commuted his sentence after only five months.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Michael_Curley

Catch him if you can.

If it was a truthfully DOC tether, a hugely big bottle of WHITE OUT would be a lot better/ Just delete him from all records. The NCAA has done that with a few college basketball teams that made it to the Final Four and then were found in violation of one of their rules—they just wiped them from the records and took back the money the teams got back then.

Did you see how Kingpin was held in Daredevil Season 3? That’s a sign of how the Orange One would be held.

I’ve said it before, and I say it again: Trump run for President? I’d like to see him run, period.

Excellent!

And remember, when you hear that starter’s gun, it might not be the starter!

A ball and chain would do nicely and requires no batteries.

One can only hope