Reality Check by Dave Whamond for March 28, 2023

Just flip the mattress over. The other side is good memories.

The worst part is when the memory foam gets Alzheimer’s.

So that’s my problem!

Notice the moon is cheese?

WAIT! … I didn’t dream that?!

Not sure if those are craters on the moon or the Cheshire Cat’s got cavities.

I once called my boss Dad.

I have a memory foam mattress and I still can’t even remember today’s date or what I had for supper last evening. I’ve had amnesia ever since I can remember. Even my memory foam shoe inserts haven’t helped!

Not providing any support. :)

It is possible to have to much RAM in a pillow.

Gees! Pull down your shade. Man In The Moon is in an evil phase.

I remember Miss Rowe, a gorgeous redhead music teacher. Trying to control a bunch of unruly boys who just wanted her to take off her top. c. 1951

Changing your sleep number might help …!

( suddenly it’s 4 A.M. )

It’s amazing how far your memory can go back when you wake up worrying.

Your check is in the mail, the reality check that is.