It was a time-share presentation.
It’s the chair with the shed skin under it.
Oh, and while you’re at it, look around that seat and see if today’s joke is still there.
No, as a unamused comics reader.
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tux – seat – o
“Oh. That…was a very strange thing to say. And why are you holding your hand like that? Are you OK?”
Which hand. Perhaps Lillian is ambidextrous?
Lil, I don’t think they’re getting your sarcasm here.
“Ooh, look Ethel. There’s a seminar where three random local authors will answer questions about writing. Oh darn, the 500 seats are all sold out. Man, Ohio really needs to recruit some real entertainment.”
Hmm, do I smell a second week of humble Lillian mining this book festival for more self-deprecating comedy gold? Place your bets.
Aspiring writer, more like expiring.
What is a spring writer?
Does she have a key to the convention center?
Somebody throw the book at her. Preferably an unabridged OED.
Lord Flatulence Premium Member about 1 year ago
It was a time-share presentation.
J.J. O'Malley about 1 year ago
It’s the chair with the shed skin under it.
J.J. O'Malley about 1 year ago
Oh, and while you’re at it, look around that seat and see if today’s joke is still there.
top cat james about 1 year ago
No, as a unamused comics reader.
littlejohn Premium Member about 1 year ago
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tux – seat – o
sueb1863 about 1 year ago
“Oh. That…was a very strange thing to say. And why are you holding your hand like that? Are you OK?”
Al Fresco about 1 year ago
Which hand. Perhaps Lillian is ambidextrous?
WilliamVollmer about 1 year ago
Lil, I don’t think they’re getting your sarcasm here.
Mopman about 1 year ago
“Ooh, look Ethel. There’s a seminar where three random local authors will answer questions about writing. Oh darn, the 500 seats are all sold out. Man, Ohio really needs to recruit some real entertainment.”
Mopman about 1 year ago
Hmm, do I smell a second week of humble Lillian mining this book festival for more self-deprecating comedy gold? Place your bets.
Blu Bunny about 1 year ago
Aspiring writer, more like expiring.
PoodleGroomer about 1 year ago
What is a spring writer?
mjowens1985 about 1 year ago
Does she have a key to the convention center?
David Rickard Premium Member about 1 year ago
Somebody throw the book at her. Preferably an unabridged OED.